41st Countdown // Audio // Common

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[Jinx is moaning something fierce, Elegante. Sadly, he's in too much pain to actually describe it.

Even more upsetting, he's probably going to just die here unless someone helps him. Could it get any worse?

Of course it can, this is Jinx! The single person he both trusts not to kill him and that he knows can do some form of first aid is Tan Jael Cat

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[kazeyotsutaete]

[The hell Jinx.

She just killed you a bit ago and now you're calling her up because you're hurt? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?]

... what.

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[He doesn't have anyone else, Roll.]

It's swellin' already. [DRAMATIC MOAN]

[audio]

[kazeyotsutaete]

... bandage it. [Wait, bad advice without a disclaimer.]

With something clean!

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I don't got anythin' at th' moment. Just got my hands an' my gun.

[;O;]

[audio]

[kazeyotsutaete]

... you better not be running around naked.

Use your shirt then.

[audio]

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[...Roll, Jinx is better than tha-no. But he's fully dressed.]

Actually I only got one hand an' my shirt's not gonna work fer this.

[audio]

[kazeyotsutaete]

...

No, do it yourself.

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I can't even move, dammit.

[audio]

[kazeyotsutaete]

And why can't you?

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'Cause it hurts too much ta' move. I can't even walk.

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[kazeyotsutaete]

That's not an answer and you know it.

Do you really want my help or not?

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Help'd be fantastic right about now.

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[kazeyotsutaete]

...

Good night Mister Jinx. [HANGS UP.]

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[NO WAIT ROLL JINX COULD DIE HERE]

I kinda got shot.

[not here]

[kazeyotsutaete]

[SORRY JINX, SHE REALLY HUNG UP ON YOU.

She's also busy with things that aren't silly elfmen who keep getting themselves hurt.]

[not here]

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[HE WILL DIE THEN COME BACK AND BLAME YOU, ROLL

DO YOU WANT TWO DEATHS ON YOUR HANDS?]