Sep 08, 2010 15:17
breaking news, fuck this shit, just great, really redd really, fml
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Castiel bathed and came to find Jinx as soon as he could, so his hair is wet and he's wearing...
A suit?!
Yes, that's right, Jinx's body is clean AND he's wearing a suit. Surely the universe has imploded.]
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Even more so because it's wearing a damn suit. Better watch yourself, bitch.
Jinx gives Castiel a once over then looks back to his drink.]
You're a dick.
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Castiel stops a couple feet away from Jinx, face carefully blank.]
Why do you say that?
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Because of th' shit that ya' did ta' me.
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THE HORROR.]
...What did I do?
[He is very confused. WTF are you talking about, Jinx?]
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Look at yerself.
[And get out of him.]
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Castiel literally does look at himself before looking up and tilting his head in confusion.]
What?
[You first, Jinx. 38<]
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What in the fuck are ya' wearin'.
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...Your body?
[Yes, he really did just say that.]
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No shit. I mean yer clothes, an' what th' hell's that smell?
[Jinx would totally punch Castiel in the face if it didn't just equate to slugging himself.]
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Your clothes are disgusting. I bathed and put on an extra suit that was in my room.
[Do it, Jinx. You know you want to experience a new bruise.]
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[And Jinx is pouring himself another shotfull of rum. He then pulls out a cigar, though he's lost his craving for them all together.]
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[Castiel FROWNS.]
Don't drink and smoke in that body.
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[Don't make that face at Jinx.]
Why not. Ya' already did shit ta' my body.
[Jinx takes another drag.]
An' it's not doin' anythin'.
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[Castiel makes an aggravated noise.]
Jinx, all I did was clean your body. That is not the same as drinking and smoking.
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[Jinx puts out that cigar in the knee of his pants.
Happy now?]
An' all I did was give yers somethin' it needed.
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