real quick....
ok this particular event occurred along time ago but i was thinking of it the other day and thought i would tell it to someone....
a few months ago i was in rock n roll pizza, that is before wwf took it over, participating in a night of high jinx with some friends. several drinks consumed, i had to hit the head and pump the bilge. for a while, after some hardcore kids tore up the bathroom, lisa, the owner, placed this older gentleman at the entrance to the mens restroom. i never learned his name but he was very hospitable and would make chat and encourage people to take a mint and use some of the aftershaves he had set out. i never did either, but on this particular night i was using the urinal when i heard him say "hey big man." assuming he was talking to me as i was alone in the the room i replied. he then asked me, "hey man you ever had to naked blondes in the same room at the same time?" i remembered the time in eighth grade, when sun in was the new black, and the twins and i went to the beach and changed in the bathroom there at the same time. but i had a feeling that wasn't what he meant so...
"no"
"well man, the other night i was and guess what man..."
"what's that?"
"i had them both that night"
"cool, buddy.."
"yeah, it was cool. but man, it sure was expensive..."
(rim shot)
i'm out... i'll be here all week.
a few months ago i was in rock n roll pizza, that is before wwf took it over, participating in a night of high jinx with some friends. several drinks consumed, i had to hit the head and pump the bilge. for a while, after some hardcore kids tore up the bathroom, lisa, the owner, placed this older gentleman at the entrance to the mens restroom. i never learned his name but he was very hospitable and would make chat and encourage people to take a mint and use some of the aftershaves he had set out. i never did either, but on this particular night i was using the urinal when i heard him say "hey big man." assuming he was talking to me as i was alone in the the room i replied. he then asked me, "hey man you ever had to naked blondes in the same room at the same time?" i remembered the time in eighth grade, when sun in was the new black, and the twins and i went to the beach and changed in the bathroom there at the same time. but i had a feeling that wasn't what he meant so...
"no"
"well man, the other night i was and guess what man..."
"what's that?"
"i had them both that night"
"cool, buddy.."
"yeah, it was cool. but man, it sure was expensive..."
(rim shot)
i'm out... i'll be here all week.