thoughts....
last night, 2 of my flat mates slept in my room. in theory, it seemed like it would be a lot of fun, but truthfully, 21 year olds who have to get up at 0530 the next morning for work should not have slumber parties. we stayed up until 0100 or so. and though the conversation was good and some wonderful gems came from it, it is to blame for the astronomical exhaustion i suffer from at the moment.
gem 1: if i should ever become a porn star i will be known as alfred horsecock.
gem 2: jason (flatmate 1) brad (flatmate 2) and myself would all like to get it on with adam's (flatmate 3) mom. she is a fox. if she was a disease, she would be fox pox.
gem 3: flat mate 2 has an authority issue which manifests itself in brads act of slamming the toilet seat down after he takes a leak. at first he said that it was for girls but i called him out and said 5 guys live here. he then changed his tune to say that it is because his mom made him do it when he was little and it is and act of defiance to slam it now. are you lost? yeah, me too.
gem 4: flatmate 2 also has criminal tendencies. all day yesterday we tried to think of something to do. it was like a big brainstorm between myself and my flatmates. every time brad had an idea, it always ran the risk of getting us all in jail. one of his thoughts was to use food coloring and dye all the fish tanks at walmart different colors.
gem 5: flatmate 1 is a fatty. he also cries when you pick him. this is not so much of a gem but a topic which was heavily discussed.
gem 6: it is the official opinion of this journal that when eating at authentic mexican restaurants like la napalera or la tolteca (these are the ones that have numbered selections on the menu and several mexicans working there) refrain from picking entrees with odd numbers. we here at live journal believe that these are the ones that get spat in.
gem 7: the part in i-spy with eddie murphy and owen wilson, where eddie helps owen get with the hot chick by singing "sexual healing"
it is amazing it makes me cry. "and when i get that feeling, i need sexual healing." it is amazing.
alright, there were many more but i will have to share those later.
just remember "and it's good for us"
gem 1: if i should ever become a porn star i will be known as alfred horsecock.
gem 2: jason (flatmate 1) brad (flatmate 2) and myself would all like to get it on with adam's (flatmate 3) mom. she is a fox. if she was a disease, she would be fox pox.
gem 3: flat mate 2 has an authority issue which manifests itself in brads act of slamming the toilet seat down after he takes a leak. at first he said that it was for girls but i called him out and said 5 guys live here. he then changed his tune to say that it is because his mom made him do it when he was little and it is and act of defiance to slam it now. are you lost? yeah, me too.
gem 4: flatmate 2 also has criminal tendencies. all day yesterday we tried to think of something to do. it was like a big brainstorm between myself and my flatmates. every time brad had an idea, it always ran the risk of getting us all in jail. one of his thoughts was to use food coloring and dye all the fish tanks at walmart different colors.
gem 5: flatmate 1 is a fatty. he also cries when you pick him. this is not so much of a gem but a topic which was heavily discussed.
gem 6: it is the official opinion of this journal that when eating at authentic mexican restaurants like la napalera or la tolteca (these are the ones that have numbered selections on the menu and several mexicans working there) refrain from picking entrees with odd numbers. we here at live journal believe that these are the ones that get spat in.
gem 7: the part in i-spy with eddie murphy and owen wilson, where eddie helps owen get with the hot chick by singing "sexual healing"
it is amazing it makes me cry. "and when i get that feeling, i need sexual healing." it is amazing.
alright, there were many more but i will have to share those later.
just remember "and it's good for us"