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Jan 28, 2009 21:37

Oh shit. Hello livejournal, how are you this particular evening?

Fuck. Wow, this is a serious blast from the past. Life has been so god damned boring. I almost miss the shit that we used to have to deal with as kids, you know? I haven't even been recruited into some weird religion as their leader in like, eight months! It's eerie.

I went and looked back through all of my old entries, and boy did the memories flood in. That year was crap, but there was still some good to it. I definitely learned something that year.

That was also when I was in that really bad car wreck that fucked my shit up. I have a titanium hip now! Haha. My left hip was shattered. They almost had to amputate it. I've got this rocking scar now, though. I look totally bad ass with it. I tell new people I got into a fight with like, a fucking grizzly bear. I was also in a coma for like, two weeks or something. They thought I was going to die.

They also found out who it was that hit me. Fucking Nicole Richie. She was high on meth or someshit. Either way, I settled out of court for like, twenty million dollars, and she paid all my medical bills. But, I only just started getting the money when I turned 18, my parents were handling it before then. I've got most of it tucked away in a few savings accounts. I only have about five thousand in my personal account, though. I'm saving it for when I need it. Like college and moving out on my own.

I did get a pretty sweet new car, though.
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