Adventures at Blockbuster
Ok, So an old arab man walks into the store and heads straight for the counter. I say "Can I help you find something Sir?". In very very araby accented voice he says "Where you keep sex tapes". He had the most serious look on his face, and I had to hold in my laugher not to offend him which was REALLY hard. I tell him we do not carry any of those, and he just walks out.
Im running cash register and two older men come up together and are pretty much stoned out the wazoo. You could smell it when they walked in. They walked up to the counter and started rambling about the wierdest things and I had no freakin id what they were saying. So I finally ask them to hang me their blockbuster card. I tell them that the movie they were buying (Shaun of the Dead) is really good, and they start going crazy and get all excited. I ring everything up while the guys friend keeps on rambling about late fees and how much that will cost under his breath and the guy decided to pay in debt. After about 8 tries and each time the guy misses sliding his card through and hits the side or the counter. I offer to do it for him and by the grace of God he finally gets it. The guys finally stumble out and the guy behind them comes to me and says, "Those people shouldnt even be on the road". Me and the black lady im working with start cracking up laughing and go on with our day"
Oh, and some crazy arabs snatched the bag off the counter before i could move it to the other side and walked right out. I got talked to before I shouldnt of let that happen and they could of been shoplifting something. GAWD...that made my day bad but I didnt let it bring me down. They wont pull that weak stuff on me again.
So much adventure
Im running cash register and two older men come up together and are pretty much stoned out the wazoo. You could smell it when they walked in. They walked up to the counter and started rambling about the wierdest things and I had no freakin id what they were saying. So I finally ask them to hang me their blockbuster card. I tell them that the movie they were buying (Shaun of the Dead) is really good, and they start going crazy and get all excited. I ring everything up while the guys friend keeps on rambling about late fees and how much that will cost under his breath and the guy decided to pay in debt. After about 8 tries and each time the guy misses sliding his card through and hits the side or the counter. I offer to do it for him and by the grace of God he finally gets it. The guys finally stumble out and the guy behind them comes to me and says, "Those people shouldnt even be on the road". Me and the black lady im working with start cracking up laughing and go on with our day"
Oh, and some crazy arabs snatched the bag off the counter before i could move it to the other side and walked right out. I got talked to before I shouldnt of let that happen and they could of been shoplifting something. GAWD...that made my day bad but I didnt let it bring me down. They wont pull that weak stuff on me again.
So much adventure