EPIC OF STEVE PART 2
[CONTINUED]
When we last left our hero, he had lended out his lawnmower to a strange man and his mother is ever so angry. Once my mother showed her displeasure I moved out to the front yard and kept an eye on the guy. He seemed to be honest so I just sat and waited till he returned. He came back and said using the lawnmower wasnt even worth 4 bucks (we have an crappy lawn mower and the pusher thing is kinda messed up). I chuckled as I made 4 dollars off this guy, he grabbed his bike and went on his merry way. My mom then yelled and told lots of people that I talk to stranger and just gave some homeless guy his next shot of heroine. She wasnt really mad, but it was funny. Uhh, I dont remember what I did on wensday, that too far back so I'll move to Thursday. Thursday I went to class and everything, picked up my sister, took her home then went off to westland to pick up julia. I got there and she said we didnt have much time because she had to go to volenteer at some bush victory center in plymoth. I was dissapointed because she never told me about it so I figured, meh...I got nothing better to do so I'll go with her. Before that though we went to mancinos and Julia made me the BEST DAMN MOFO PIZZA I HAVE EVER EATEN. Oh sweet jesus, that pizza was freakin that good. The 10 mins it took for me and Julia to eat the pizza was quite euphoric. I can not stress enough how good the pizza was. It had green pepper, onion, tomatoe, ermm...I dont remember what else but on top of it was a drizzle of ranch dressing which pulled it all together. I ranted and raved about this pizza for quite a long time. After that we went to the bush/cheney victory center which was quite an experience in itself. I made it there with almost no gas and when I got gas it was 1.99! I cried after each dollar I put in the car.<~~~~Forshadowing remember all this. At the victory center, we had to call people on this list and ask them about an absantee ballet. It was very interesting. Some people were mean, some wanted to talk, some didnt even answer, but all in all it was a fun time. Ashley, Lindsey, me and Julia were there. It was an interesting time had by all and was quite an experience. After that I took Julia home and Met my mom at Meijers at about 10 pm. It appears she got a new cell phone. Then we went into meijers, I bought my new money clip wallet(sweet wallet), got a loaf of some bakery bread(not cut), and some french bread pizza (yumm). I was very hungry on the way home so I just started taking bites out of the bread which was VERY good, I got many wierd looks on the way home but it was worth it. Friday I went to class, then later that night me and eric went out to central to visit sir dave stec. It was one hell of a long ride full of high and low morale, taking back sunday, weezer, saves the day and other songs. When we finally got there we found some brownies near the dorms at a desk and ate them. I guess Eric took 2 and lady luck didnt approve and I hit it out of his hand in the elevator and it hit the ground frosting down. Oh well, we made our way into daves dorm on the 5th floor. He introduced us to the girls across the hall who then quickly stole their pringles just as we walked in, how rude. We sat for abit, was introduced to daves roomates paul and craig(the other guy was gone). We watched some baseball for awhile then some girls came in(I think one of the girls from across the hall) and asked us to go dancing. We politely declined and they went on their way. We then ordered a pizza, which went quite quickly because we were all hungry college people. Then we played some catchphrase, which is a very fun game, for awhile just the guys and had a good time. Then later the girls came by and we played some ferocious 3 on 3 catchphrase which me and eric were like Michael Jordan and Scotty pippen hitting rough words like gnoicci and apolcolypse and such. We played till about 2 or so in the morning and then we went to bed. I got to sleep on the fold out couch which was very interesting. I finally got to bed and then at like 430 in the morning steve bushing called me which was a very bad move on his part. I dont remember exactly what I said but I think some of it went something like "I hope your children are born with birth defects and your penis calls off during the nite". I am not a very nice person when someone wakes me up during the nite with drunken blabber. Oh well, The next morning me and eric wake up about 8 or so and get ready for some seminar about central and get our free football tickets. We got our tickets and went back to the room to wait for dave to wake up. Once dave woke up, we went down the the eating place and I ate a heafty amount of food. While we were eating me found a table of mega phone type things and we made good use of them. We then made our way to the football game where cmu crushed southeast mossouri state by some unremembered score. I caught a mini ball thrown by some army guy with beautiful form, robbing the catch from some other people. After alot of yelling in the megaphones, eric stealing water!!, and football fun...me and eric took back to the road and headed for home. After more taking back sunday, weezer, dashboard, and blink 182...I finally arrived home. Later that nite I went over to mono and wasnt in the greatest of moods. I wasnt feelin' it, but I ended up talking alot to nina and bill about random things like my dislike for arabs. I was being kinda wierd that nite and wasnt being the nicest to julia, and for that im sorry. Sunday I stayed home all day, and rested but got kinda bored alot like I usually do. Monday(today) I went to class, came home, went to pay the gas and electric bill for my mom and the line was freakin out the door...it was terrible. After that I went back home, and was greeted with a target giftcard for 25 bucks from my aunt and uncle in kansas, score for me. I then went to pick up Julia, we then went to target but im a slow shopper so we then went to taco bell and I bought her a taco we ate there together and chatted. I took her back to school for drama, then I went to visit dave hammer because he was sick, after that I made my way to the dearborn heights target. I spent a good hour and 15 mins searching the store for the perfect way to spend my 25 dollar giftcard and I came up with this: A olive green shirt with a picture of a squirrel holding a stick up in a tree in front of a bunch of nuts and on the shirt it says "protect your nuts", some simpsons boxer that say "make way for willy" with a picture of willey on them, a "mens fitness" magazine, and a bottle of red zone 8 hour body wash. I think I made the correct choices. After that I went home, called julia and talked to her awhile and now I end up here...back at the computer.
Hrmm, does anyone really read all my super long posts or do they just scan over em? If you have a heart could you tell me what you think and if ya read it :( have a heart...a heart :(
Oh well, I saw a cross dresser at hfcc today and that kinda eebed me out. Im going to go to bed now
PS: IS THIS DAMN AIRPORT JOB EVER GOING TO COME THROUGH OR HAS THIS ALL BEEN A WASTE OF TIME #$#@%^#$^#$!!!!!!!!!!
When we last left our hero, he had lended out his lawnmower to a strange man and his mother is ever so angry. Once my mother showed her displeasure I moved out to the front yard and kept an eye on the guy. He seemed to be honest so I just sat and waited till he returned. He came back and said using the lawnmower wasnt even worth 4 bucks (we have an crappy lawn mower and the pusher thing is kinda messed up). I chuckled as I made 4 dollars off this guy, he grabbed his bike and went on his merry way. My mom then yelled and told lots of people that I talk to stranger and just gave some homeless guy his next shot of heroine. She wasnt really mad, but it was funny. Uhh, I dont remember what I did on wensday, that too far back so I'll move to Thursday. Thursday I went to class and everything, picked up my sister, took her home then went off to westland to pick up julia. I got there and she said we didnt have much time because she had to go to volenteer at some bush victory center in plymoth. I was dissapointed because she never told me about it so I figured, meh...I got nothing better to do so I'll go with her. Before that though we went to mancinos and Julia made me the BEST DAMN MOFO PIZZA I HAVE EVER EATEN. Oh sweet jesus, that pizza was freakin that good. The 10 mins it took for me and Julia to eat the pizza was quite euphoric. I can not stress enough how good the pizza was. It had green pepper, onion, tomatoe, ermm...I dont remember what else but on top of it was a drizzle of ranch dressing which pulled it all together. I ranted and raved about this pizza for quite a long time. After that we went to the bush/cheney victory center which was quite an experience in itself. I made it there with almost no gas and when I got gas it was 1.99! I cried after each dollar I put in the car.<~~~~Forshadowing remember all this. At the victory center, we had to call people on this list and ask them about an absantee ballet. It was very interesting. Some people were mean, some wanted to talk, some didnt even answer, but all in all it was a fun time. Ashley, Lindsey, me and Julia were there. It was an interesting time had by all and was quite an experience. After that I took Julia home and Met my mom at Meijers at about 10 pm. It appears she got a new cell phone. Then we went into meijers, I bought my new money clip wallet(sweet wallet), got a loaf of some bakery bread(not cut), and some french bread pizza (yumm). I was very hungry on the way home so I just started taking bites out of the bread which was VERY good, I got many wierd looks on the way home but it was worth it. Friday I went to class, then later that night me and eric went out to central to visit sir dave stec. It was one hell of a long ride full of high and low morale, taking back sunday, weezer, saves the day and other songs. When we finally got there we found some brownies near the dorms at a desk and ate them. I guess Eric took 2 and lady luck didnt approve and I hit it out of his hand in the elevator and it hit the ground frosting down. Oh well, we made our way into daves dorm on the 5th floor. He introduced us to the girls across the hall who then quickly stole their pringles just as we walked in, how rude. We sat for abit, was introduced to daves roomates paul and craig(the other guy was gone). We watched some baseball for awhile then some girls came in(I think one of the girls from across the hall) and asked us to go dancing. We politely declined and they went on their way. We then ordered a pizza, which went quite quickly because we were all hungry college people. Then we played some catchphrase, which is a very fun game, for awhile just the guys and had a good time. Then later the girls came by and we played some ferocious 3 on 3 catchphrase which me and eric were like Michael Jordan and Scotty pippen hitting rough words like gnoicci and apolcolypse and such. We played till about 2 or so in the morning and then we went to bed. I got to sleep on the fold out couch which was very interesting. I finally got to bed and then at like 430 in the morning steve bushing called me which was a very bad move on his part. I dont remember exactly what I said but I think some of it went something like "I hope your children are born with birth defects and your penis calls off during the nite". I am not a very nice person when someone wakes me up during the nite with drunken blabber. Oh well, The next morning me and eric wake up about 8 or so and get ready for some seminar about central and get our free football tickets. We got our tickets and went back to the room to wait for dave to wake up. Once dave woke up, we went down the the eating place and I ate a heafty amount of food. While we were eating me found a table of mega phone type things and we made good use of them. We then made our way to the football game where cmu crushed southeast mossouri state by some unremembered score. I caught a mini ball thrown by some army guy with beautiful form, robbing the catch from some other people. After alot of yelling in the megaphones, eric stealing water!!, and football fun...me and eric took back to the road and headed for home. After more taking back sunday, weezer, dashboard, and blink 182...I finally arrived home. Later that nite I went over to mono and wasnt in the greatest of moods. I wasnt feelin' it, but I ended up talking alot to nina and bill about random things like my dislike for arabs. I was being kinda wierd that nite and wasnt being the nicest to julia, and for that im sorry. Sunday I stayed home all day, and rested but got kinda bored alot like I usually do. Monday(today) I went to class, came home, went to pay the gas and electric bill for my mom and the line was freakin out the door...it was terrible. After that I went back home, and was greeted with a target giftcard for 25 bucks from my aunt and uncle in kansas, score for me. I then went to pick up Julia, we then went to target but im a slow shopper so we then went to taco bell and I bought her a taco we ate there together and chatted. I took her back to school for drama, then I went to visit dave hammer because he was sick, after that I made my way to the dearborn heights target. I spent a good hour and 15 mins searching the store for the perfect way to spend my 25 dollar giftcard and I came up with this: A olive green shirt with a picture of a squirrel holding a stick up in a tree in front of a bunch of nuts and on the shirt it says "protect your nuts", some simpsons boxer that say "make way for willy" with a picture of willey on them, a "mens fitness" magazine, and a bottle of red zone 8 hour body wash. I think I made the correct choices. After that I went home, called julia and talked to her awhile and now I end up here...back at the computer.
Hrmm, does anyone really read all my super long posts or do they just scan over em? If you have a heart could you tell me what you think and if ya read it :( have a heart...a heart :(
Oh well, I saw a cross dresser at hfcc today and that kinda eebed me out. Im going to go to bed now
PS: IS THIS DAMN AIRPORT JOB EVER GOING TO COME THROUGH OR HAS THIS ALL BEEN A WASTE OF TIME #$#@%^#$^#$!!!!!!!!!!