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My friend Mike is weird.
Mike(7:59:29 PM): What's up?
Stiffinifty (7:59:43 PM): just got outta the shower, getting ready to kill a few people
Mike (7:59:54 PM): Is Steph Meyer one?
Mike (8:00:01 PM): That bitch needs to give up the word Decimate
Stiffinifty (8:00:06 PM): lol
Mike (8:00:10 PM): I'm going to hunt and destroy her
Stiffinifty (8:00:19 PM): fucking do it. ill pay you
Mike (8:00:58 PM): That pissed me off so much
Mike (8:01:05 PM): how do you decimate one person?
Stiffinifty (8:01:08 PM): lol
Mike (8:01:11 PM): That uneducated bitch
Stiffinifty (8:01:15 PM): so are you done with them?
Mike (8:02:14 PM): no
Mike (8:02:31 PM): I'm like a paragraph before they go home from their honeymoon
Stiffinifty (8:02:52 PM): oh
Stiffinifty (8:02:54 PM): lol
Stiffinifty (8:03:06 PM): so were you chagrined but her cockblocking?
Mike (8:03:33 PM): when?
Mike(8:03:38 PM): I'm trying to remember
Mike (8:03:44 PM): are you talking about him blocking his own cock?
Stiffinifty (8:03:48 PM): yeah
Stiffinifty (8:03:49 PM): lol
Mike (8:04:20 PM): Yeah...that was weird
Mike(8:04:27 PM): I mean...I understand his concerns
Mike(8:04:35 PM): he's a powerful creature and all
Stiffinifty (8:04:47 PM): i was hoping she'd at least describe something
Mike (8:04:50 PM): me too
Stiffinifty (8:04:57 PM): im assume his dick is like granite
Mike (8:04:58 PM): I wanted to know what was dangerous
Stiffinifty (8:05:00 PM): lol
Mike (8:05:31 PM): I wanted to hear about him cracking her pelvis with his marble boner jamming in at lightening speed
Stiffinifty (8:05:40 PM): LMAO
Stiffinifty (8:05:49 PM): to powder my friend
Mike (8:06:04 PM): I mean...he would
Mike (8:06:14 PM): if he loses control, it would only make sense
Stiffinifty (8:06:21 PM): omg im dying
Stiffinifty (8:06:27 PM): you should join twatlight
Mike(8:06:40 PM): He must not have been having fun
Stiffinifty (8:06:59 PM): just laying there letting her do all the work
Stiffinifty (8:07:03 PM): eating pillows and shit
Mike (8:07:08 PM): The way I see it, it was probably at half mass the whole time, trying to concentrate on not killing her
Mike (8:08:05 PM): It would be like a human trying to jack off through the exact center of a ring of fire or something
Mike(8:08:11 PM): too much contenrtation
Mike (8:08:26 PM): I would lose a boner in those circumstances
Stiffinifty (8:08:35 PM): LMAO
Mike(7:59:29 PM): What's up?
Stiffinifty (7:59:43 PM): just got outta the shower, getting ready to kill a few people
Mike (7:59:54 PM): Is Steph Meyer one?
Mike (8:00:01 PM): That bitch needs to give up the word Decimate
Stiffinifty (8:00:06 PM): lol
Mike (8:00:10 PM): I'm going to hunt and destroy her
Stiffinifty (8:00:19 PM): fucking do it. ill pay you
Mike (8:00:58 PM): That pissed me off so much
Mike (8:01:05 PM): how do you decimate one person?
Stiffinifty (8:01:08 PM): lol
Mike (8:01:11 PM): That uneducated bitch
Stiffinifty (8:01:15 PM): so are you done with them?
Mike (8:02:14 PM): no
Mike (8:02:31 PM): I'm like a paragraph before they go home from their honeymoon
Stiffinifty (8:02:52 PM): oh
Stiffinifty (8:02:54 PM): lol
Stiffinifty (8:03:06 PM): so were you chagrined but her cockblocking?
Mike (8:03:33 PM): when?
Mike(8:03:38 PM): I'm trying to remember
Mike (8:03:44 PM): are you talking about him blocking his own cock?
Stiffinifty (8:03:48 PM): yeah
Stiffinifty (8:03:49 PM): lol
Mike (8:04:20 PM): Yeah...that was weird
Mike(8:04:27 PM): I mean...I understand his concerns
Mike(8:04:35 PM): he's a powerful creature and all
Stiffinifty (8:04:47 PM): i was hoping she'd at least describe something
Mike (8:04:50 PM): me too
Stiffinifty (8:04:57 PM): im assume his dick is like granite
Mike (8:04:58 PM): I wanted to know what was dangerous
Stiffinifty (8:05:00 PM): lol
Mike (8:05:31 PM): I wanted to hear about him cracking her pelvis with his marble boner jamming in at lightening speed
Stiffinifty (8:05:40 PM): LMAO
Stiffinifty (8:05:49 PM): to powder my friend
Mike (8:06:04 PM): I mean...he would
Mike (8:06:14 PM): if he loses control, it would only make sense
Stiffinifty (8:06:21 PM): omg im dying
Stiffinifty (8:06:27 PM): you should join twatlight
Mike(8:06:40 PM): He must not have been having fun
Stiffinifty (8:06:59 PM): just laying there letting her do all the work
Stiffinifty (8:07:03 PM): eating pillows and shit
Mike (8:07:08 PM): The way I see it, it was probably at half mass the whole time, trying to concentrate on not killing her
Mike (8:08:05 PM): It would be like a human trying to jack off through the exact center of a ring of fire or something
Mike(8:08:11 PM): too much contenrtation
Mike (8:08:26 PM): I would lose a boner in those circumstances
Stiffinifty (8:08:35 PM): LMAO