Cartas Cortas a Famosos Cuatro

[stalkerprincess]

Dear Batman,

You really need a ricola or something cuz that shit going on with your voice is ridonkulous.

-Tiffany

Dear Tiffany,

I'M THE GOD DAMN BATMAN!

-B-Man

Dear The Joker,

I'm gonna have to ask you to stop freaking me the fuck out.

-Tiffany

Tiffany,

You would think I would say "Why So Serious?" but that's not who I really am. I am deeply sorry for any discomfort I may have caused you.

-The Joker

Dear John McCain,

If it wasn't for the fact that when you speak your jowels amuse me, I would wish terrible things on you.

-Tiffany

Dear Stephanie,

It was so nice to hear from my granddaughter . And I would love some pancakes.

-the Maverick

Dear Bill O'Reily,

FAIL.

-Tiffany

Tiffany,

You keep your liberal mouth shut. I'll contridict myself all I want. I'm old, white and Republican--no one can touch me.

-Bill

Dear Barack Obama,

I smell what Barack is cooking.

-Tiffany

Dear Tiffany,

Thanks. Click here now to donate $5 and hope to change the world.

-Barack Obama

Dear Robert Downey Jr,

Want please??

-Tiffany

Dear Tiffany,

No Ma'am.

-RDJ