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Look at this shit. Its closing time ahd here I am again drunk as fuck. I went up to the bar only planning on spending a few housrs up therre and here I am getting home over nine hours later, spending way more than i wanted to and getting just smashed. All I wanted to do was have a few drinks while Jess was working, then head over to David's house. But no the drinks just tasted so good. And before I knwee it I was sailing with the captain. By the way if you dindt know it Jess is just absolutely beautiful. Even though she has a kid who is almost two, she is still hot!!! Acutally the correct term would be milf. And to be honest with you even her roomates are smokin hot. First there is Ashley who in my opinion might be just a little better looking than Jess, but hey thats just me. Ashley also has one of the hottelst asses in the history of the world. If I could make a living out of watching her ass I would deffinately be a millionare in a day or two. Hey what can I say there is nothing better than a woman with a nice ass. In my book its allright if they dont have a nice rack, but if they have a nice ass they are set. All right enough anbout Ashley's ass, Jess also has another hot roomate. That would be Mel. What more can I say. Mel is very good looking, but on the also on the possitive side she is asian. What mad doesn't have at least one fantasy about being with an asain. if you dont have one of those fantasies you must be a homo or some shit like that. What else is awesome about Mel is that I hear she is quite easy, which means I have a chance of bringing her home one night. Even with as unatractive as I think i am. No I didnt say that I wanted to introduce her to my parents, she isnt that kind of girl, but I would deffinately sleep with her. Thats enough rambling about hot chicks for me tonight, if you enjoyed that good for you, and if not I dont really give a shit. Whatever, bitches.
In some other news Elsing and I ended up thaking first plase in the Shits and Giggles dart tournament up at ALS yesterdya. The best part about that is that I have only been playing darts for three weeks now. I'm not gonna lie we got lucky few games, but there were some other games where we just domminated the other team. I felt like humping the ocrner of the table uncle matt style. U all wont understand that humping the corner of the table shit but thats cool there are only a select handful of us that would. Even though anybody that understands doesnt read this shit. Its all good. Some of the teams said dthat we cheated cyz my partner and I stopped drinkin half way through but so whayt. There was no rule when we signed up asying that we haad to gdrink the whole way through the tournament. Even though we won I ended up spending more on alcohol all day yesterday than I ended up winning in the tournament. But I do have one thing that the other teams don't have, and thats bragging rights. Fuck it I;m polluted as fufkc and i need to get to bed. so I;n out like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. Later
Chris P
P.S.
Did I mention that Jess and her roomates are so hot. But Ashley is the best llooking of all of them. In my opinion wotrds cant explain how hot she is
In some other news Elsing and I ended up thaking first plase in the Shits and Giggles dart tournament up at ALS yesterdya. The best part about that is that I have only been playing darts for three weeks now. I'm not gonna lie we got lucky few games, but there were some other games where we just domminated the other team. I felt like humping the ocrner of the table uncle matt style. U all wont understand that humping the corner of the table shit but thats cool there are only a select handful of us that would. Even though anybody that understands doesnt read this shit. Its all good. Some of the teams said dthat we cheated cyz my partner and I stopped drinkin half way through but so whayt. There was no rule when we signed up asying that we haad to gdrink the whole way through the tournament. Even though we won I ended up spending more on alcohol all day yesterday than I ended up winning in the tournament. But I do have one thing that the other teams don't have, and thats bragging rights. Fuck it I;m polluted as fufkc and i need to get to bed. so I;n out like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. Later
Chris P
P.S.
Did I mention that Jess and her roomates are so hot. But Ashley is the best llooking of all of them. In my opinion wotrds cant explain how hot she is