Left 4 Dead: Hot XXX Action
Left 4 Dead Reaches Ultimate Milestone: Parody Porn called Left 4 Head!
You know, its bad enough when Hollywood makes a video game movies that sucks, but now you have the red light district making video game porno that really does....suck. Lolz! (I worked on that joke all day.)
I mean when is getting jumped by special infected hot? I mean, Zooey it is now 100% likely to get some type of STD when giving the smokers tongue a couple of big licks. Then getting pounced on by a hunter in a way where instead of it ripping her guts out, as it should be doing, it decides to rip her clothing off. I feel like the Japanese should have made this because then it would make sense with the tongue rapping and all
Its some really weird fan fiction becoming a porno. That’s how I see it. But I do love that Smoker is now called the "Poker" and the Hunter is called a "Groper"...LOLZ, gear stuff.
Anyway…Moving on with the game topic.
I finally got around to renting Call Of Duty: World At War. When it first came out I discarded it right off the bat since I felt it was a step back from a COD: Modern Warfare and going back to the same old WWII scenario. In the it was the game old WWII game, but now I was setting Japanese people on fire with a flamethrower. Also they decided to crank up the gore factor up to 10 in this game. This wasn’t like the other CODs. Blood and body parts flying were the focus of this game. This was hard-core war action and if you couldn’t handle it you were a pussy. Plus if you want some easy achievements for the Xbox360 look somewhere else because this game does not give handouts.
You want those 15 achievement points? Do ya? Well beat the level on extreme and then maybe you’ll get them. Plus if you bitch about dying all the time and that your gun was a water pistol, the game would call you a bitch and delete your save file. Yep, it’s that hard-core. =P
But I enjoy the Nazi zombie mode that they have and the multiplayer if fun, just like COD4. So in the end I may just go buy a used copy of the game just for the multiplayer, but haven’t decided yet.
In life news: It’s become a normal routine. Wake up god awful early, go to school, go to work, come home, play games or be on the laptop, shower and finally bed. Then wake up and do it all again. In the end I’m comfortable with my routine so its not all bad. Plus on the weekends I get really drunk as a alcoholic circus clown, which keeps me happy. In the end what more can I ask for?
So yeah, life is good.
That’s all I got.
Later...
Side Note: Phil...Where the fuck are ya man? We still be to play Army or Two on Co-op. I didn't buy a used copy for nothing. You jerk. =P