yaaawn
this is the sloooowest day ever. it would be the perfect day to sit at my desk and crank out an award winning essay, but i got NOTHING. i'm not going to go so far as to claim writer's block but i am uninspired. i need to get out of the grind and interact with the public. i imagine a weekend of children's activities, a date with my hubby, brunch with some other mamas, and a family dinner ought to provide some material.
ok god, this reminds me--we have a computer dude working here who is straight out of revenge of the nerds. he actually reminds me of ron howard brother's character in rock n roll high school. hmmm...lemme look for a photo...
damn that was a lot harder than it needed to be. anyway he looks like that. he is just the epitome of the word geek. i'm not saying this to be mean, just making like an observation, ok?
yk he's got black rimmed glasses, pasty skin, wears a polo type shirt, untucked, with black jeans and white tennis shoes. the first time i met him he was following around one of my coworkers making geek jokes. then he had to crawl under my desk and set up my computer. imagine him saying stuff like jimmy fallon's SNL computer geek character.
anyway--I DO HAVE A POINT!
as i was coming back from lunch i saw eaglebauer coming out of the building. from across the parking lot i could see that he was carrying a two liter bottle of soda. there was maybe a half inch of soda left in it and i kind of chuckled b/c i mean WHY SAVE THAT TINY BIT THAT TASTES LIKE ASS?
so as he got closer i was able to see the label of his two liter bottle and instead of it being dr. pepper it was DR. THUNDER. that just killed me. i have never heard of Dr. Thunder.
apparently it is just the Wal-Mart brand take off, but dude, eaglebauer and his half inch of dr. thunder heading home early for the three day weekend was a sight. what do you think he has planned???
ok god, this reminds me--we have a computer dude working here who is straight out of revenge of the nerds. he actually reminds me of ron howard brother's character in rock n roll high school. hmmm...lemme look for a photo...
damn that was a lot harder than it needed to be. anyway he looks like that. he is just the epitome of the word geek. i'm not saying this to be mean, just making like an observation, ok?
yk he's got black rimmed glasses, pasty skin, wears a polo type shirt, untucked, with black jeans and white tennis shoes. the first time i met him he was following around one of my coworkers making geek jokes. then he had to crawl under my desk and set up my computer. imagine him saying stuff like jimmy fallon's SNL computer geek character.
anyway--I DO HAVE A POINT!
as i was coming back from lunch i saw eaglebauer coming out of the building. from across the parking lot i could see that he was carrying a two liter bottle of soda. there was maybe a half inch of soda left in it and i kind of chuckled b/c i mean WHY SAVE THAT TINY BIT THAT TASTES LIKE ASS?
so as he got closer i was able to see the label of his two liter bottle and instead of it being dr. pepper it was DR. THUNDER. that just killed me. i have never heard of Dr. Thunder.
apparently it is just the Wal-Mart brand take off, but dude, eaglebauer and his half inch of dr. thunder heading home early for the three day weekend was a sight. what do you think he has planned???