xposted at rescuemag.com

May 26, 2005 15:01

Can someone please explain why the girls on MTV’s Road Rules/Real World Challenge were all wearing “Future M.I.L.F.” tank tops last night?

(M.I.L.F. = Mother I’d Like to F---)

In addition to grammatical/logistical concerns, I was perplexed. My first thought was Is Shavonda having Landon’s baby? If that was the case, I was impressed that she was not only competing, but advertising her condition. Then I thought it was sweet that all of the other girls were showing their support. (Well except for that oddball Julie, you know, the Mormon from New Orleans. She was actually showing very little skin considering it was a water challenge. She had on jeans and a t-shirt that read, “Jesus is Real.” Whatever that means.)

Then I thought maybe it was some kind of advertisement or something. I recall that in the Telluride edition of the show, the girls got a big bag of clothes upon their arrival at the ranch. Sexy clothes so that they would all show their stuff off in the challenges. But what on earth would the girls be selling with “Future M.I.L.F.” emblazoned on their chests? Motherhood in general? Post partum sex? Was it some twisted pro-life message? I couldn't possibly figure out how the "Future M.I.L.F." logo could actually generate any money so I went back to the drawing board.
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