funniest one-sided conversation of my life
Camille was on some crazy streak of being hillarious tonight so i just had to put it on here. i have kindly put it in a little cut though since this is indeed my second post and all u popular kids have many things to read.
starts just chuckle worthy but just read it, ull be on the floor before u know it... or just thinking FREAK!
Polkadot483 (1:03:35 AM): it was prolly cause im not used to so much excercise
Polkadot483 (1:03:45 AM): with the whole beating davis and mike
Polkadot483 (1:04:00 AM): and walking a gazillion miles and dancing for allie
Polkadot483 (1:04:29 AM): and the stress my heart gets when im near dan lol
Polkadot483 (1:04:59 AM): god damn i could have had a heart attack with all that excersize
Polkadot483 (1:05:10 AM): i have the artieries of a 57 year old fat smoker man
MxMonK26 (1:05:38 AM): hahaha wow camille. wow
Polkadot483 (1:06:20 AM): i wake up eat bacon with a side of grease
Polkadot483 (1:06:25 AM): go back to bed
Polkadot483 (1:06:41 AM): eat fried steak with cheese watch price is right
MxMonK26 (1:06:42 AM): hahaha
MxMonK26 (1:06:44 AM): YESSSSS
MxMonK26 (1:06:49 AM): HERO
Polkadot483 (1:06:50 AM): smoke a pack
Polkadot483 (1:06:58 AM): go back to bed
Polkadot483 (1:07:02 AM): eat dinner
Polkadot483 (1:07:09 AM): wake up drink 4 beers
Polkadot483 (1:07:24 AM): tell my wife to make me a sandwich while i sit on my fat ass
Polkadot483 (1:07:47 AM): unbutton my flannel shirt and the top of my jeans
Polkadot483 (1:08:06 AM): and fall asleep to cops with a cigar and beer in each hand
Polkadot483 (1:08:17 AM): thats how my arteries are
Polkadot483 (1:09:15 AM): im gonna have a quadruple bipass
Polkadot483 (1:09:24 AM): well we could scale it down to
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
i put some on my profile
Polkadot483 (1:17:46 AM): thanks monica
Polkadot483 (1:17:50 AM): my heart thanks u
Polkadot483 (1:17:59 AM): so do my doctors
Polkadot483 (1:18:20 AM): and jose the hospital janitor working late nightes
Polkadot483 (1:19:08 AM): because i make sexual advances at him when im drunk after my surgeries
Polkadot483 (1:20:39 AM): god damn im a genius
Polkadot483 (1:20:45 AM): im like davis with poetry
Polkadot483 (1:21:11 AM): no im sorry davis with poetry about arctic shelters
MxMonK26 (1:21:22 AM): no ones gonna read thatwhole thing lol (about her quote on my profile
Polkadot483 (1:21:32 AM): yeah
Polkadot483 (1:21:47 AM): well maybe they can read little chunks at a time
Polkadot483 (1:21:59 AM): and be like why is camille talking about my uncle paul
Polkadot483 (1:22:15 AM): and eventually after a week of chunks
MxMonK26 (1:22:16 AM): hahahah
MxMonK26 (1:22:17 AM): wow
Polkadot483 (1:22:27 AM): they'll finally be like wow i get it
Polkadot483 (1:22:42 AM): and that will be it
Polkadot483 (1:23:23 AM): i dunno how long u want to leave it on tho
Polkadot483 (1:23:33 AM): because u know jason neff might get turned on
Polkadot483 (1:24:28 AM): and that would be awkward
starts just chuckle worthy but just read it, ull be on the floor before u know it... or just thinking FREAK!
Polkadot483 (1:03:35 AM): it was prolly cause im not used to so much excercise
Polkadot483 (1:03:45 AM): with the whole beating davis and mike
Polkadot483 (1:04:00 AM): and walking a gazillion miles and dancing for allie
Polkadot483 (1:04:29 AM): and the stress my heart gets when im near dan lol
Polkadot483 (1:04:59 AM): god damn i could have had a heart attack with all that excersize
Polkadot483 (1:05:10 AM): i have the artieries of a 57 year old fat smoker man
MxMonK26 (1:05:38 AM): hahaha wow camille. wow
Polkadot483 (1:06:20 AM): i wake up eat bacon with a side of grease
Polkadot483 (1:06:25 AM): go back to bed
Polkadot483 (1:06:41 AM): eat fried steak with cheese watch price is right
MxMonK26 (1:06:42 AM): hahaha
MxMonK26 (1:06:44 AM): YESSSSS
MxMonK26 (1:06:49 AM): HERO
Polkadot483 (1:06:50 AM): smoke a pack
Polkadot483 (1:06:58 AM): go back to bed
Polkadot483 (1:07:02 AM): eat dinner
Polkadot483 (1:07:09 AM): wake up drink 4 beers
Polkadot483 (1:07:24 AM): tell my wife to make me a sandwich while i sit on my fat ass
Polkadot483 (1:07:47 AM): unbutton my flannel shirt and the top of my jeans
Polkadot483 (1:08:06 AM): and fall asleep to cops with a cigar and beer in each hand
Polkadot483 (1:08:17 AM): thats how my arteries are
Polkadot483 (1:09:15 AM): im gonna have a quadruple bipass
Polkadot483 (1:09:24 AM): well we could scale it down to
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
i put some on my profile
Polkadot483 (1:17:46 AM): thanks monica
Polkadot483 (1:17:50 AM): my heart thanks u
Polkadot483 (1:17:59 AM): so do my doctors
Polkadot483 (1:18:20 AM): and jose the hospital janitor working late nightes
Polkadot483 (1:19:08 AM): because i make sexual advances at him when im drunk after my surgeries
Polkadot483 (1:20:39 AM): god damn im a genius
Polkadot483 (1:20:45 AM): im like davis with poetry
Polkadot483 (1:21:11 AM): no im sorry davis with poetry about arctic shelters
MxMonK26 (1:21:22 AM): no ones gonna read thatwhole thing lol (about her quote on my profile
Polkadot483 (1:21:32 AM): yeah
Polkadot483 (1:21:47 AM): well maybe they can read little chunks at a time
Polkadot483 (1:21:59 AM): and be like why is camille talking about my uncle paul
Polkadot483 (1:22:15 AM): and eventually after a week of chunks
MxMonK26 (1:22:16 AM): hahahah
MxMonK26 (1:22:17 AM): wow
Polkadot483 (1:22:27 AM): they'll finally be like wow i get it
Polkadot483 (1:22:42 AM): and that will be it
Polkadot483 (1:23:23 AM): i dunno how long u want to leave it on tho
Polkadot483 (1:23:33 AM): because u know jason neff might get turned on
Polkadot483 (1:24:28 AM): and that would be awkward