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IYC for October: An Austrian Jew, a Hungarian Jew, and a Mexican walk into a lab...

Oct 12, 2011 10:20

And birth control won! So here it is, everything you ever wanted to know about lady parts and birth control.

To get a background on what exactly hormones are, I think you should first watch the awesome video in this entry. It's about how cells talk to each other. That's essentially what hormones are, cell speech within our bodies. Hormones are ( Read more... )

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pelomalo October 19 2011, 23:43:12 UTC

Every since the baby thing started happening I learned SO MUCH about my vagina and Hiram's sperm.

Also lol at "large cervical booger"

stakingaclaim October 19 2011, 23:55:18 UTC

I actually had no idea about what all goes on in an ovary until I researched this. And I was also worried that one of you ladies with children would be all "nuh-uh! that's not how it goes at all" because I figure you have to learn all kinds of reproductive baby stuff when you have a kid.

pelomalo October 20 2011, 00:00:44 UTC

Well you don't HAVE to learn those things, but I wondered how EXACTLY that shit goes down so I looked it up.

I can guarantee you that Hiram's cousin with 4 kids has no idea what goes in there. She just makes the babies!

The baby this is crazy to me too. Next month I go on injections to produce more eggs, I'm going to take clomid to release the egg, I'm taking a pill vaginally that will make the uterine lining thicker AND they are going to use a TINEY TINY tube to put Hiram's WASHED sperm in me. I actually have another injection but I forgot what that one does.

stakingaclaim October 20 2011, 00:02:47 UTC

WASHED? omg how on earth do you wash sperm? I mean you can't just pick them up with tweezers and rinse them off.

pelomalo October 20 2011, 00:17:15 UTC

What is Sperm Washing ( ... )

pelomalo October 20 2011, 00:17:52 UTC

Sperm Washing Procedures ( ... )

stakingaclaim October 20 2011, 00:27:26 UTC

I was looking at another website on this too. It sounds like a car wash or maybe like wash styles for jeans. You got your basic wash, your premium wash, your mini-premium wash, a retrograde wash and a swim up wash.

pelomalo October 24 2011, 21:29:44 UTC

I want to like this comment so much.

pelomalo October 20 2011, 00:18:12 UTC

SO MUCH INFORMATION.

SPERM CAUSES CRAMPS!

stakingaclaim October 20 2011, 00:28:32 UTC

that's amazing! apparently your cervix saves you from uterus collapse every time you have sex.

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