*Trendy Pop Starz* are back.... sort of!
Well after way to long of a break and even a breif retirement and a "final album" with dismall sales... it seems as if TPS is back in action. Ryan on vocals, Tom on the *chugg chugga chugga* bass guitar, and me shredding the lead guitar section. The three of us are currently working on a couple songs and keeping our eyes, ears, and assholes open for a drummer... but those fuckers aren't no dime a dozen. Holla atcha boi!
But this is only the beggining of the third beggining in The Trendy Pop Starz history, and I am confident things will work. In the meantime I highly reccomend you check out some of are older songs by pirating them off of limewire or whatever illegal downloading source you have. I will even give you the courtesy of naming a couple of our bigger hits:
"Don't Steal My Pop-Tart, Nikkuh!"
"Let's Play Cracker"
"Guitars are for Strumming, not Dry Humping"
"Dee Vee Dee Ai"
"Grab the Vaseline and Two Bananas and meet me in aisle 4"
"Tender Twat"
"Say hello to my lil Friend (The Schlong Song)"
"Hoes + Tongue Rings = Good Dome Action"
"Ramen Noodle Rhymes With Poodle"
"Bitches Ain't Shit (But they do suck dicks)"
"I Prefer Dark Meat"
"Butt Cheese"
"I fucked your mom, but I still Love You"
"If I maked desert, will you toss the salad?"
"Missing person (Found Raped in the Woods)"
... And that is just to name a couple. This post was just to reveal the Reuion that will shock the nation... or at least 2.5% of a hick town called Garrettsville. But all-in-all we will be back and rocking your cock (or twat) very very shortly!
But this is only the beggining of the third beggining in The Trendy Pop Starz history, and I am confident things will work. In the meantime I highly reccomend you check out some of are older songs by pirating them off of limewire or whatever illegal downloading source you have. I will even give you the courtesy of naming a couple of our bigger hits:
"Don't Steal My Pop-Tart, Nikkuh!"
"Let's Play Cracker"
"Guitars are for Strumming, not Dry Humping"
"Dee Vee Dee Ai"
"Grab the Vaseline and Two Bananas and meet me in aisle 4"
"Tender Twat"
"Say hello to my lil Friend (The Schlong Song)"
"Hoes + Tongue Rings = Good Dome Action"
"Ramen Noodle Rhymes With Poodle"
"Bitches Ain't Shit (But they do suck dicks)"
"I Prefer Dark Meat"
"Butt Cheese"
"I fucked your mom, but I still Love You"
"If I maked desert, will you toss the salad?"
"Missing person (Found Raped in the Woods)"
... And that is just to name a couple. This post was just to reveal the Reuion that will shock the nation... or at least 2.5% of a hick town called Garrettsville. But all-in-all we will be back and rocking your cock (or twat) very very shortly!