The Christmases, Gen D Part One
Last time Caledonia grew up and Calliope was jealous of her good looks, even though she had nothing to be jealous of. Cash married his love, Theo, and he may or may not be pregnant. Cortez grew up and moved out, and Caesar grew up surprisingly well!
Y SO MAD, CALLIOPE?
Calliope: Because you insist on making me wear this idiot dress with the hideous bow around my torso.
ME: But I gave you stompy boots to wear with it. Doesn't that make it hip?
Calliope: You know nothing about what is hip.
Christabella: How DARE you talk to our simGod like that! Are you insane in the membrane? You know how much I hate giving out compliments, but that dress looks great on you.
Cash: DAMMIT! I fell for it again! Never, will I ever let Caesar go shampoo shopping for me again. My hair is my greatest asset! Doesn't he know that without a great head of hair I will get NOWHERE in the culinary world?
Cash: On second thought, I kinda like it. It makes me feel like Justin Timberlake circa 1999. Who doesn't love the boyband throwback look??
For generation D I've decided to take it old school and do a few generations of ISBI. So, rather than going home to sleep, Calliope and Caesar decided to camp outside city hall. It just so happens that Tracey also works there.
Tracey is able to make it home, but didn't quite make it to the bedroom. She is met with bitchy laughs from her husband and vampire daughter.
WE HAVE A BABY.
This is how Belvedere goes to work every day. How badass is that?!
Belvedere: SO BADASS!
Cash: Theo! Come outside and meet your first born that I just gave birth to on our front lawn!
Theo: That's nice...I can see it from here. I'm doing the dishes.
Cash: Let's name her Donatella!
Theo: K.
Donatella: Christabella gave me a vinegar coated lolli pop. She said it would be good...but it wasn't :(
Calliope: I am SO over this "legacy" bullshit. Smell ya later.
ME: She did kind of have an odor about her, didn't she?
Cash: I'm not puking because of my sister's poor hygiene habits. I think I'm pregnant again :(
ME: Slut.
Cash: Yeah...what of it?
Cash: I'm beginning to grow accustomed to that "after-vomit" taste...
In TS3, Sims have TONGUES. What now TS3 haters?
Theo: Are you sure you're not just getting fat? I feel none of this "kicking" you speak of...
Cash: I'm positive...
Theo: Yes, I'd like to put a hit out on one Cash Christmas....
Theo: Why...you ask? That is on a need to know basis, and you don't need to know.
Theo: I'll add in an extra 10 G's if you can get the body to China by the weekend. No one will ever look there.
Theo: You didn't hear a thing. GOT IT?
It is a boy, named Duff. No glow worm pictures.
Just in time, Donatella grows up. Something tells me she will look quite a bit like Cash.
Christabella's time to shine!
OH DEAR GOD WHY DOES SHE HAVE A HAIRY BACK?!
*gets trusty laser hair removal kit out*
MUUUUUUUUUUUUCH better!
Duff: This "hand" thing is completely amazing. I am utterly FASCINATED by it! Why do I smell burning flesh??
The Christmas Fire Demon strikes again!!