The Christmases, Gen B Part Three
Last time Avonlea gave birth to another set of twins, thanks to the fertility lifetime award. Two boys this time, named Blaize and Belvedere (who seemed to be a clear favorite at this time!).
Poor Bernadette. She still hasn't mastered the potty.
Belvedere: Sissy has a dirty diapey!!!
Blaize: Wow, that's really sad. Even we know how to use the potty now.
Belvedere: Really? You think it's sad? I think it's horrifyingly hilarious!!! We should just point and laugh.
Blaize: Can they understand what we are saying?
Belvedere: NO!!! Have you not seen those "Look Who's Talking" movies starring Kirstie Alley and John Travolta?!
These age spans are still pre-generations...next post will most likely be my "Generations Show and Tell" post :)
LOVE his coloring!
LOVE his face!
Another man maid!
Maid: If I have to clean another one of your GREASE COVERED dishes I swear I will put glass shards in your ground beef.
Axel: *stares at Maid* BOO!
This is how NOT to treat a dinner guest.
Axel: Could you cover your meth scars up with a band-aid while you are sitting at our dinner table? They're beginning to fester. What's with the bikini top, huh? Did you just get back from the Beverly Hills Beach Club? Next time you're there say HI to Brandon Walsh and Andrea Zuckerman for me! IDIOT!
Okay, creep face...in the words of January Jones, I think it's time for you to leave now.
Even though Avonlea doesn't act like an accomplished artist, she can still look like one. I absolutely love the fact that sims can work from home as a painter! I don't think it's right to subject society to Avonlea's insanity.
BEHOLD! We have apples.
Apparently they are quite delicious...as well as sleep-inducing.
Garland went in to put an "extreme move" on Bazil...
and somehow he slipped under.
I accept no responsibility towards so many of my sims committing adultery with their spouse's parents. It seems to happen quite a bit, somehow.
Everyone, meet Rose, Bette Davis' girlfriend. Despite her poor choice in clothing, she really is quite lovely!
Apparently it takes awhile to warm up to her.
Who might this be woohooing, you ask?
in low, porny voice: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH.
Garland: You look so HOTT when you're mad.
Avonlea: Don't EVEN go there, you fatherfucker!!!
The school was buzzing the next day over the start of a new, hot, lesbian relationship...as well as the break up of a power couple.
Bernadette inappropriately showed up in her bathing suit.
LOVE HIM! He's a superstar, and I hope you still love him too!!!
Loving Blaize, too...but Belvedere is pretty much where it's at, at this point!!!
Let's end this update with a matching short shorts work out session!!
Belvedere: DAD! This isn't fun anymore! Eight hours is long enough!
Garland: MAN UP! In the words of C&C Music Factory....Gonna make you sweat til you bleeed!!!
Belvedere: I AM bleeding! The blisters on my hands have been bleeding even since you made me do push ups on broken glass!