Welcome to Haddonfield! Xenophilia Challenge Part 6
As you can see, there are still no NPC's allowed. Totoro is willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to restore computer usage for ALL!!!
Mononoke, as FIERCE as she is, is not well liked in the house. Needless to say, if this was Big Brother season 29485, she'd be the first to be evicted :(
Totoro: Maybe we could wrap her in bubble wrap and stuff her in a suitcase...?
Kiki: Already tried it. Her feet are too big. Those things are like canoes!!
Sosuke: DAMN her and her freakishly large feet!
Sosuke is quickly learning the art of being a street rat! Yay for setting the bar high!
Harold: AHHH! The progidal...the progi....MY SON RETURNS!
Family reunion time!!!
Ponyo isn't exactly invested in the whole lovey dovey family reunion just yet.
Lady Eboshi: It's nice to see you again, Mononoke!
Monoke: Ohh...I sense that you skipped the Listerine today...
Harold: Wonderful to see you, dear! Your hair looks a bit tousled. Did you just wake up?
Ponyo: Nope, just had sex.
Such a warm and cozy family dinner! I'm just waiting for disaster to erupt.
Let's get a close up of Lady E's clueless face, though!
Now, it's time to prepare you for a specimen of true, pure beauty...
Kiki: *prepares to punch Mononoke*
Kiki: OMG SHE'S HIDEOUS!
She is not! She's almost flawless!
So, she has a wonky eye. I did say almost flawless.
Apparently you can have "booty calls" courtesy of ACR!
The person of interest comes over...they makeout outside...things get hot and heavy, so they head up to the bedroom...
AND GET COCK BLOCKED BY YOUR IDIOT SISTER!
Totoro: DAMN YOU, MONONOKE!!!
This is not a good night for Totoro at all :( Sosuke stole his booty call.
The next day is better though, it's his birthday!
Totoro: Please stay sexy! Please stay sexy!
YES!
NO!
Even the friend that Kiki brought home from school hates Mononoke enough to deck her with balloons filled with the fatal concoction of week old cow manure, cottage cheese, and low fat ranch dressing.
Kiki: Hey, I just want to apologize for the way my friend treated you...
Mononoke: APOLOGIZE TO MY FART PILLOW, BITCH!!!
HELLOOOOO!! Feel free to treat Mononoke however you'd like!
Gorgeous Red Head: I...just want to be your friend!
Mononoke: Someone get this fire crotched troll away from me!!!
GRH: Come ooooooooooooooon...just a hug among friends?
Mononoke: If she doesn't back it up I'm gonna drop kick her FACE!
Mononoke: The bitch makes my skin crawl...