Welcome to Haddonfield! Xenophilia Challenge...Part 3
Harold: Oh my Gaga, I had the worst nightmare...
Harold: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS! It's not a nightmare at all!
The cuteness that is Ponyo is growing up right before your eyes!
Nearly perfect...but you know me! I cannot let anyone go through a life stage without a makeover!!!
Unfortunately Lady Eboshi shot her with a horse tranquilizer before I could make her over :(
~STRIKE A POSE~
4 Bottles : 1 Shitty Diaper
Lost of birthdays! DAMN YOU teenage alien eye glitch! I thought I had the fix for that??
Three cheers for alien eye contacts for a quick fix!
Lady Eboshi: If you thought the horse tranquilizer was strong...wait 'til I hit you with an elephant tranquilizer! You'll be out for days!
FYI all these birthdays happened the same day...just with little miniature intermissions.
Yay for Totoro!
Introducing the adventures of Harold's FUPA!
He got "fat" so his bump got larger/saggier.
Careful not to burn it, Harold!
Harold is now eligible to "like" the facebook page called "I hate it when I do jumping jacks and my FUPA smacks me in the face."
Calcifer has taken over all parenting duties. His grades may be suffering terribly, but at least the children are no longer living in squalor!
Poor Ponyo. First she was hit by a horse tranquilizer and now she is being doused with enough insecticide to incapacitate a large English Mastiffe!
As if this challenge couldn't be any more of a train wreck!
Baby number...5? I think?
Blond hair/ Human eyes! LOVELY COMBO! His name is Sosuke! (Pronounced Saucekay)
Aw, such a sweet family dinner! Even little Totoro is in his high chair!
*Harold runs off to cry*
Ponyo: Dad's been looking pretty down lately. I wonder when he'll kick the bucket...
Lady Eboshi: Maybe we should just throw him in front of a Disneyland Tram!
Ponyo: HOW DARE YOU TAINT THE SANCTITY OF DISNEY! YOU AND ME ARE FUCKING DONE PROFESSIONALLY!
Lady Eboshi: *kills her with a smile*
Ponyo: I swear! I'm gonna choke this bitch!!
OW, that looks painful. I'm pretty sure those joints aren't supposed to move that way...
Ponyo: OH MERCY DAYS! I hope I am not pregnant! I'm not going through this alone...for a second time!
Lady Eboshi: *sucks energy from your soul*
Lady Eboshi, Dark Angel of Death.
Totoro: SERPENTINE!
Why have I had these pajamas in my game all these years? I hate them. I'm gonna find a replacement.
Baby Basketball! It's all the rage in the sporting world. Let's hope it fares better than Baby Bowling...
It's so cute, it's soul crushing!
UGH. He's one of those toddlers.
No meal at the Lauder household is complete without a healthy dose of tears!
*can't think of a caption for this, so just look at it*
Ponyo: YOU MAKE ME WANNA LALA...IN THE KITCHEN...ON THE FLOOR!
LOL That lamp is there each morning as a reminder of the life he has been forced to live.