The Zbornak Awesomesauce/Pixel_Trade Legacy 5.1
Well, it's that time again! Time for the next heir to plant his seed! The all-knowing wishing well spat out Remy (by swampyclouds )! I've been itching to get her genes in this legacy!!!
Frank: Are you sure you want to move in? I can clear the entire tri-county area after digesting a few eggs...
Remy: Not a problem at all! I encourage as much flatulence as possible!
Frank: Okay then, do you feel the sudden urge to get down when Boom Boom Pow plays on the radio? BECAUSE I DO!!!
Remy: How can you not want to cut a rug when that song comes on??!
Frank: HIT IT!!!
Black Eyed Peas: Gotta get dat...gotta get dat...
Frank: Do you want a test drive? So you know what you're getting yourself into?
Remy: Abso-fruit-ly!
SEX.
Remy: In the words of the living legend Jessica Simpson, "Boy, I think that I'm in love with you"!
Alexandra: Question for you, dearest Remy...If the bedroom was a ski slope, would you be on the bunny hill or a black diamond?!
Frank: *glares at Alexandra* Two words: SHADY. PINES.
Remy's orange makeover! Sadly, she will never reach her career-related LTW since all money made this generation has to be made by paintings and novels. Lucky for her, the family already has 100k simoleans, so they are set for a few generations!
Make that 70k. I blew 30k on a pool and hot tub...in which Frank still wears a flotation device...
There is TONS of sexing in this household. TONS AND TONS!
She looks so sweet and innocent! They are the ones you have to watch for. One day they are volunteering at soup kitchens, the next day they're doing meth with Dakota Fanning at a nymphomaniac convention!!
Even Alexandra is workin' it with the MUCH younger Dale Forest (simsforaranya )...pornstache and all!!
The purpose of this was to show off the sea shell earrings Remy found.
AWESOME repair lady is AWESOME!
PlantSims have the most amazing life in the history of lives! Dahlia stays in the pool most of the day for her Sun/Water needs, and when her love tank gets low she calls her live in man friend, Harfang (not sure if I introduced him last time) up to the bedroom/couch/hot tub!
Frank: Oh...how dreadful.
That face plant has been excused because Remy is with child! PRAISE GAGA!!
How can this happen?! YOU LIVE IN PLANTSIM HEAVEN!!!
Goodbye dear Alexandra! It seemed like you were around FOREVER!
This was the first haunting at the beach cabin EVER! It needed to be documented.
I was trying to think of a Titanic reference, because a legacy post is not complete without one, but Britney Spears saying "But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean at the end..." kept playing in my head...so I gave up.
ITS THE BIRTHING HOUR!!!
Please welcome Cleveland Zbornak to the world!
This is the brown generation, so the naming theme will be TV characters with the last name Brown. How original, right? I wasn't feeling too creative, but I really did think about it and came up pretty blank. It is what it is.
SEXUAL HEALING.
Remy: For future reference...fixing a simple meal should not take this long.
Frank: Yes, my queen.
Cleveland's birthday!
YAY FOR REMY'S GENES! Yay for a break from massive elf ears as well!
OHMYGAGA!!! ADORABILITY!
I WANNA SEX YOU UP.
THOSE CHEEKS!!!
LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX BABY.
For some reason, they would get into the hot tub and freeze for hours. So I got rid of it, and put in a playground! This is phase one. It's had several makeovers since.
Baby #2 is rearing it's evil head!
Frank: Harfy, if you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
Harfang: World Peace.
Frank: OH PUHLEASE! That is sooooo Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality!
Harfang: GURRRRRRRRRRRRL YOU KNOW IT! I would go straight for her!
Wait...what?
Frank: So, you're gay? What about all those times you porked my mother???
Harfang: I just love sex!
Frank: ME TOO!
Cleveland: This is MY moment. No one ruin it!
BOOM BOOM POW. He's going to be delicious when he grows up.
I see you giving him those bedroom eyes, Franky!
It is SO much harder having an affair when NO ONE has a job! DAMMIT!
I decided to buy a paid account, so I've been scouring LJ for awesome icons, otherwise this would have been up days ago!! Hope you enjoyed it!