The Zbornak Awesomesauce/Pixel_Trade Legacy 3.4
Well, unfortunately I had some trouble taking screenshots on my new computer. I got it all sorted out, but I played through an entire update before noticing I had about 100 screenshots of my desktop. RAGE! There was no way I was going to play it over again, so I'll give you a spares update! We'll pretend that this is TS3 and time passed while I was playing the spares, okay?
Musidora left behind her life of witch craft after learning of her daughter Christabella's tragic drowning death. She's still amazingly gorgeous.
She married Wilson Blossom (radiationpoison ). Three cheers for alien genetics!!!
Three cheers for awesome noses as well!
Let's not waste any more time. Spare updates are all about BABIES!
Musidora's sister in law comes over for an uninvited visit.
Wilson: DAMN! You're pretty stacked for an old chick!
Alexandra: You are filthy and perverted! I approve.
Musidora: I've had NO sleep, therefore my antidepressants aren't working! DO NOT cross my path, because I may be forced to maim you...fatally.
The Zbornak-Blossoms are a very horny couple.
BABY TIME!!!
Two girls, with all of Wilson's genes. Their names are Ellie and Maisie!
I kind of do what I want with spares. I usually skip over infancy and toddlerhood.
Here they are as children...gossiping about they're parents fornications.
I LOVE PIN TWILLOW FIGHTING TWIN PILLOW FIGHTING!!!
*plays cheesy childhood montage, with sappy music by Sarah Mclachlan or Enya or Natalie Merchant*
Through all the years of pillow fighting related concussions, where were Musidora and Wilson...?
Goosing each other in the bedroom.
Ellie brought a friend home from school one day...and I bet you are wondering who is rocking the Gaga do?
It's Dahlia! She and Valtiel both aged up!
Ellie makes a terrible after school friend. She doesn't want to play Rock, Paper, Scissors.
She doesn't even let Dahlia tickle her.
Ellie: I DON'T LIKE TO BE TOUCHED!
Dahlia: Damn, and I thought I was a tight ass bitch!
All that porking in the bedroom finally led to a mistake. His name is Heathcote.
Heathcote can unfortunately see up Musidora's skirt. He will certainly be scarred because of this.
Heathcote:EW MOMMY! It has claws...
He is adorableeeeeeeeeeee! I love his high nose and little pouty lips!
Maisie: Heeeeeeeeath! I have a suprise for you!
Heathcote: Is it gum?
Maisie: GUM? For fuck's sake, NO! It's not gum.
Maisie: You ruined it. I'll just SCREAM IN YOUR FACE INSTEAD!!!
Heathcote: *soils self*
Maisie: Hug it out, bitch?
Heathcote: HAAAAAAAAAAAAALE NAW!
YUM! I'm glad he kept his nose to lip ratio!
I will be posting all three of them for downloading shortly! Downloads are now up!
Now onto a quick update at the main house!
I changed defaults and stuff, so they sort of look different. Re-introductions are in order.
Percival: Call me Big Red Percival!
Pyramid: I'm W-W-Whitney P-P-Pyramid Head!
Alexandra: A-A-Alexandra MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!
Valtiel: I'm big bad Carver Valtiel!
Percival, Pyramid, Alexandra, and Valtiel:
The ballots are in!
And one girl had to win!
She's perky, she's fun!
And now she's number one!
K-Kick it Torrance Dahlia!
D-D-D-Dahlia!
Dahlia:
I'm strong and I'm loud!
I'm gonna make you proud!
I'm D-D-Dahlia!
You captain heir Dahlia!
Bring It On homage for those not in the know.
Starting fresh, I decided to build them a new home. My game can finally handle beach lots smoothly, so I took advantage of that!
A log cabin on the beach! The best of both worlds! It's not a masterpiece, but I'm actually quite proud that it is not a simple square box, like the houses I build usually are!
Would you like a tour? Of course you would...
The whole bottom floor is open. Here's the kitchen, and partial view of the TV area.
The dining area, with fireplace and gorgeous ocean view.
TV viewing area.
Loft area above the dining room and kitchen.
Breezeway to get to the other side of the house.
Bedroom #1
Bedroom #2...my favorite.
Nursery
1 of 3 bathrooms...not gonna show them all.
And the Exercise Bike of Death in a room by itself!
That concludes our tour!
Percival: OMG! A fireplace! I've always wanted to make love in front of a fireplace!
Alexandra: Will a kiss suffice?
Percival: For now...
Dale Forest (simsforaranya ): DAAAAAAAAAAAMN! For an old chick, you are staaaaaacked!
Alexandra: You're the second person to tell me that today! Wanna come inside...my vagina?
She knows she looks good.
Dahlia: What in this God forsaken world are you wearing?!
Valtiel: Shut up...
Dahlia: What did you say to me?! I will drop kick your FACE!!!
Percival: What is this?! He's getting further with Alexandra than I have in years!
GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH! I've been waiting for Pyramid to earn this so I could kick him out. MUAHAH!
She's such an ~artist~
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IS A MANY SPLENDORED THING!
Valtiel: IHATECHU!
Dahlia: I am more superior than you are or ever will be.
AH, the precious bond that twins share!
And in typical black generation fashion...
Valtiel grows up badly, and Dahlia lingers over him laughing.
OOPS. I didn't get a picture of Dahlia...the HEIR! Sorry about that.
You may have noticed that Dahlia, the black sheep, didn't rebel in her teens by dabbling in the super natural. That's because I decided that she would become a Plant sim! And teens can't be plant sims! Also, that will be Dahlia's sole means of reproducing...plant babies!!!
Hope you enjoyed :D