Morningwood Circle Prosperity Challenge, Episode Three, Jessup Family
This is what I find when I enter the lot. Such classy young ladies they've both become!
Tish grew into an adult! Not much really changed. Her features became more severe and her boobs got bigger. She is still as demented as ever, and completely obsessed with Florian Baer.
You might be a redneck if...
Any guesses as to who the lucky lady under BJ is???
Hint: It is not a blood relative.
Vivienne Exline, from Children of Uranus? DAMN she cleans up nice! She has officially left the cult...er, well, they asked her to leave. The kite incident rose her stupidity level to red, which Gaga was having NOTHING of. She has been banned AND shunned for eternity.
Please help! I can't stop taking pictures of her!
Tish got a slight makeover too in preparation of the grand opening of her new store "Magnoufique Boutique" located in...the barn.
BJ: *is so scared he could piddle*
BJ: As God...and this sparkling grilled cheese as my witness...
Vivienne: OMGYES!!!
Martha Mae: *hums Pachelbel's Canon off tempo and off tone*
The 3 people who attended, Blue, Martha Mae, and the sad-faced paper boy, ditched them...
so they did dirty things behind the orchard trees.
Vivienne: I've never been a wife before...can I fix you some eggs?
BJ: I wouldn't trust your cooking if my life depended on it. You just sit there and look pretty.
Vivienne: So...your saying I'm a...trophy wife?
BJ: *laughs hysterically* What contest in HELL did I win to get this trophy?
Vivienne: *smiles on the outside, cries on the inside*
They're movin' out! I decided against keeping BJ on the farm. He NEEDS to have lots of babies with Vivienne. LOTS AND LOTS.
BLAST! A cab driver that isn't a creeper?!
Tish: HOW DARE YOU GROW UP WHILE I'M WATCHING MATLOCK! HDU!
Whitley: Matlock? How old are you? 80??
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I get way too excited when aliens grow up!
Martha Mae: Damn those kids...sneakin' on the farm to have seyex and smoke weed...leavin' they boots behand.
Martha Mae: GIIIIIIIIIIIT R' DOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!
I forgot HOW LONG it took to get sewing badges. I refuse to cheat though, since this will directly affect the prosperity aspect of the game, I suppose. I highly doubt Tish would succeed in any career track, even the slacker.
Any guesses?
Of course! So, he still had 5 hours left at his new, lower job, so I had him walk to work...
WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!
I think Blue just needs to get laid.
The witch that was downtown on Clint Overholt's date came home with Blue! THAT DEMOTION WAS FATE! They even have corresponding clothes!
*chants BLUE! BLUE! BLUE!*
Poor Whitley is all alone, and he kept rolling wants to get a cat, and they needed a feral barn cat for the Boutique's mascot. His name...is Garbage!
My heart has sunk to my stomach. MARTHA MAE :(
I give up! I GIVE UP!!!
Whitley wanted another kitten. If I give in everytime he rolls that want, we're gonna have a major feline situation. His name is Fireball...
and ironically enough, he ran away because of a fire! Amazing.
Well, that does it for round 3. I hope you guys are enjoying reading this half as much as I enjoy playing it! Next round the Jessup-Exline family will be added to the pool, and I PROMISE I'll have Poseidon for download soon. *writes self note on forehead* Thanks!