The Kapoor Legacy, Gen 1.2
Previously on the Kapoor Legacy...Kelly immediately went to the supermarket to find a mate.
It turned out that the supermarket wasn't that bad of a pick-up spot! She met Andrei and
immediately brought him home. Things moved pretty quickly, and days later the couple was
married and were the proud parents of a baby girl named Roxette! Kelly has already shown
her parenting abilities by mistaking her daughter cries for paranormal activity! The naming
theme for this generation is MUSIC OF THE 80'S!
Well, the original house was way too small, and there was no way it'd fit the multiple children
that I am planning for the Kapoors! So, I moved them into the ~TEEN HANGOUT~ lot that came
with the Teen Style Stuff Pack. I had to do some redecorating of course, but I have a feeling
Kelly was upset with me for taking down the posters of 98 Degrees and LFO!
Let's go on a little tour, shall we?
Here's the cozy little kitchen. Kelly decided not to breast feed. Trust me, it just makes things
easier...
And the raised living room, just off the kitchen. Please excuse the entertainment center that
penetrates the ceiling!
The bedroom with the "quaint" view of the endless woods behind the property. Quaint is in
quotation marks because of all the Tommyknockers that have invaded the woods.
The bathroom...
The kid's room. There is a third bed behind the camera. Disregard the decor, it was leftover
from before, and I forgot to delete it. It looks ridiculously tacky.
And the pathetic little nursery.
How did I not know there was a trash chute? This makes life 100 MILLION times easier!
Kelly: "Andrei told me that I have to send the trash down this chute or BAD things will happen.
I didn't really understand what he meant. Then he told me it was like how the people on LOST
had to punch in those numbers every 108 minutes and then I TOTALLY GOT IT! After all...
we know what happened when they didn't punch in the numbers...I've got A LOT of responsibility
with this trash chute! It's like I hold the fate of the WORLD in MY hands!"
Hello, gorgeous orange eyed townie! ORANGE EYED TOWNIE? YES PLEASE!!
The people in this town are way too friendly! I know, personally, I need to have known a person
for at least a few weeks before doing ~kiss kiss darling~, but maybe I'm too cautious?
Townie: "And we are VOGUE-ING! AND VOGUE! AND VOGUE!"
Townie: "High-five for this KICK ASSSSSSS nursery, dude!"
Kelly: "Aw, thanks! Hey! Do you think you could watch my baby just for like a half-hour while I
watch As the World Turns? Meredith, who is 10 months pregnant is trapped in a well that her
estranged ex-husband pushed her down and I'll just die if I don't find out what happened to
her!"
Townie: "Sure thing!"
Townie: "I thought that manic bitch would never leave! This will be the easiest baby stealing
heist I've ever done!"
Townie: *looks out window* "DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! The husband is home! Let's hope he is
a dense idiot like his wife!"
Andrei: *gets pelted by hail*
Townie: "I have a good feeling I'll be leaving with a baby tonight. Let's just call it a sixth sense."
Kelly: *comes running in* "Wait, are you talking about that movie with Haley Joel Osment? Question:
Was he dead at the end, or...?"
Andrei: "The weather around here sure has been something, huh?"
Townie: "Yeah...um, you're really boring. Could you maybe face the other direction?"
Well, well, well! It looks like the baby napper has decided to stick around for the birthday party!
OMG!! ROXETTE! ADORABILITY!
Still adorable...yet a little unsettling.
Kelly: "I am so confused! How am I pregnant? My mother always used to tell me that the only
way to get pregnant was through prayer!"
Creepy Ginger Townie: "You aren't moving into this house are you...?"
Kelly: "Oh, uh, yeah! Why?"
CGT: "You know what they say about this place? IT'S A DEAD ZONE..."
Video if you don't get it!
Kelly LOVES animals. I'm not sure that she understands that she can't just cuddle them for a
few minutes here and there and be done with them. Then again, I'm not sure she understands
that about children, either.
Anyway, the cat's name is Flashdance, after the classic 80's dance movie!
Irene Cara: Take your passion, and make it happen...
Already at an early age she has realized that she has a better chance at living on the streets
than in this home. Not that her parents are mean or neglectful by any means, but they just lack
that ~spark~ needed to be parents.
Flashdance: *subtly hints that she would like Roxette to GET THE FUCK OUT OF HER FOOD*
Turns out Flashdance was about a day away from her birthday when they adopted her!
OHPOPWITHDUST!
Flashdance: "What's this? What's going on? What are you doing to me?!"
Flashdance: "OH GOD NO! I thought cats being squeezed to death by their owners was just
an urban legend!"
It was time to adopt another cat so we can get this cat legacy started!! I named her Enya, after
the Celtic singer who made her debut in the 80's with "Orinoco Flow (Sail Away)"! Yes, I have
lesbian cats, okay?! Kelly wanted to be edgy and name them Ellen and Portia, but it didn't really
fit the theme.
Enya is obviously a top...or maybe just a power bottom? I don't really know how all that works with
cats.
Just a reminder Kelly and Andrei, you do have a child that could benefit from some type of human
physical contact. Fighting with the cat over food is sure to damage her at some point.
Me: "Heyyyy Roxette! Whatcha drawing pictures of?"
Roxette: "The red lines represent my blood lust. The green represents money and how material
things really and truly do buy happiness. The yellow lines represent my urine stained blankets.
I'm going through kind of a blue period right now, hence the blue line. Finally the black line is me
mourning for my lost childhood."
Me: "So, no kittens or unicorns?"
Roxette: "No, my mother draws those..."
Poor maid. He definitely did not sign up for this!
A girl named Hall...and!
TWINS!!!
A boy named Oates!
YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WANTING TO NAME TWINS HALL & OATES!
And now I finally can...
Private eyes *clap* are watching you *clapclap*
They see your every move...
Another birthday has come and gone for our deep, self-loathing artiste, Roxette.
WOWOWOW!! I've come to the conclusion that it is statistically impossible for katu 's founder
to yield remotely unattractive offspring!
Poor Enya has been constipated ever since Kelly adopted her :(
Hall and Oates birthday already! I know, I know, this is kinda sorta moving at warp speed right
now, but there just isn't a whole lot going on.
Oates: "YAYYYYYYY!"
Hall: "Yay."
They both have the most adorable cheekbones ever!
Nanny: "Let's just sit you out here, Oates. I'm sure the rabid wolf pack that lives in the forest will
let you be! If anything they'll just nibble!"
She may be just another ~FAIL NANNY~ but you cannot get mad at her! LOOK AT THAT FACE!
Oh, Enya! Please run for your life right now! You do NOT want to see Kelly involved in any type
of sexual expression! She gets confused way too easily...
Roxette: "I'm watching you, and when you least expect it, I'll be testing you. I've got this place
bugged like you would not believe. I can see and hear what you are doing in every room of this
house. You just remember that next time you decide to act up. When you least expect it...testing
YOU."
Kelly: *applauds* "Aw, yay girls! That was such a cute little skit! TAKE A BOW! TAKE A BOW! Oh,
wait, nevermind! I suddenly feel the urge to listen to Rihanna..."
Roxette: "Fucking idiot..."
I am a little bit taken with Roxette! I love her "holier than thou" demeanor!
Roxette: "Are you kidding me with that shit? Alligators and Llamas? SERIOUSLY? You have
no fucking clue what art is, my web-footed friend!"
Maybe she's born with it...
WOOT WOOT!
3 Kittens! 2 Males named Bangles (after the girl band who sang "Manic Monday" among other
hits) and Peabo (Bryson who sang many duets with Roberta Flack, as well as a duet with
Celine Dion for the movie Beauty and the Beast), and 1 Female named Faith (after the George
Michael song)!
Poor kitten! Doesn't he/she look completely miserable? :(
This isn't even an ISBI and my toddlers are stinky! Inexcusable!
I seriously love their eye shape and cheek bone combo! So...exotic!
Thanks for reading, as always, I hope you enjoyed it! Maybe you learned a little bit of 80's trivia too! LOL