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What is it that people need to say so intently that they put it at the end of every post that they have? There you are on a message board, trying to follow a thread. It might even just be between two people. And as they're writing, they have that signature at the end.
Usually with some type of picture. Often with a quote of a song lyric. Almost never something they've written.
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"I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, that the dreams where I am dying are the best I've ever had"
Alright. You're angst ridden. I get it. But you're having a conversation with someone else. You don't need a one liner every time.
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Q: What has two legs, two arms and walks around? A: A human.
Ok, that's a bad example because I can't think right now, but the people who have jokes in their signatures often have terrible jokes, so I guess it's not that bad. And the worst thing is, it might make you smile the first time, but not the seventeenth. It's like talking to a four year old who just learned a joke and says it over and over again. That's another thing I can't stand. Four year olds who tell the same joke over and over again. Or think for knock knock jokes you can just put any two things in there:
Knock, Knock
Whose there?
Apple.
Apple Who?
Orange.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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You do not amuse me.
Really? Everything that you write you need to follow with a signature that says I don't amuse you? Then why are you here in the first place. This goes along with all the others: "I dislike all people" and "Why am I even here?"
I don't know.
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420 RULEZ!
Too many things make me angry here and I don't think I need to go into any of them.
Usually with some type of picture. Often with a quote of a song lyric. Almost never something they've written.
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"I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, that the dreams where I am dying are the best I've ever had"
Alright. You're angst ridden. I get it. But you're having a conversation with someone else. You don't need a one liner every time.
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Q: What has two legs, two arms and walks around? A: A human.
Ok, that's a bad example because I can't think right now, but the people who have jokes in their signatures often have terrible jokes, so I guess it's not that bad. And the worst thing is, it might make you smile the first time, but not the seventeenth. It's like talking to a four year old who just learned a joke and says it over and over again. That's another thing I can't stand. Four year olds who tell the same joke over and over again. Or think for knock knock jokes you can just put any two things in there:
Knock, Knock
Whose there?
Apple.
Apple Who?
Orange.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
_______________________________________________________
You do not amuse me.
Really? Everything that you write you need to follow with a signature that says I don't amuse you? Then why are you here in the first place. This goes along with all the others: "I dislike all people" and "Why am I even here?"
I don't know.
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420 RULEZ!
Too many things make me angry here and I don't think I need to go into any of them.