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[stains_in_red]

Anyone wanna explain that the goddamn hell this thing is?

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[thieving_idiot]

HOW CUTE~!!!

voice

[stains_in_red]

It's not cute. It's disgusting.

voice

[thieving_idiot]

Noooo~~not disgusting Mr. Deep Voice~! Adorable~~what's its name~?

voice

[stains_in_red]

What the- Deep voice? How the hell do I know? It's just yapping.

voice

[thieving_idiot]

Mm-hmmm~~~you have a verrrrrry deep voice, Mr. Deep Voice~it's nice~!

...Did you try asking it~? Or petting it~? Or giving it a bone~?

voice

[stains_in_red]

You're a strange kid.

Why would I do something like that? Stuff on the floor if it wants to eat.

voice

[thieving_idiot]

I'm not strange, Mr. Deep Voice, I'm Miria~!

But dogs like bones~~truuuust me~~

voice

[stains_in_red]

Still strange.

Don't have no bones, so it will have to do without.

voice

[thieving_idiot]

If you say so~

Hmm~~you should get down on the ground and play with it, then~! Or at least say hello~~haven't you ever had a pet~?

voice

[stains_in_red]

I just did, twice.

Hell no. Just Yachiru, and she ain't no dog or anything.

voice

[thieving_idiot]

[laughter]

You're funny, Mr. Deep Voice~~I like you~

Who's Yachiru~? Your daughter~?

voice

[stains_in_red]

...

What? No, she's my lieutenant.

voice

[thieving_idiot]

Do you have a real name, or should I just keep calling you Mr. Deep Voice~?

...lieutenant...OHHHHH LIKE IN A WAR~!

voice

[stains_in_red]

You've got spunk kid. Zaraki Kenpachi.

Suppose so. We fight.

voice

[thieving_idiot]

Thank you, Mr. Kenpachi~! I'm sure your puppy is just as funny as you are~

You must be strooooong~

voice

[stains_in_red]

I ain't funny... Get your head checked, kid.

Tch. Ya, I am.