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The Twelve Days of Christmas
for stainedorchid:
Day #Who?What they got you1stfelisarcanuma keg of lube2ndleshracA booklet of sexual favors coupons3rdtracybabea small, laminated card stating, 'ALL ACCESS - TO ME!'4thfmlcupidA polaroid of their genitals5ththe_dodgercrotchless panties6thbluevanitiesa confused homeless man bearing a sign that says, 'i'm a slave for you'7thdbs_graceA lite brite with a dirty message inscribed8thwickdtwitchA creepy sexual poem that they wrote in 2nd person narration9theifersuctLED christmas anal beads10thahkrenA lite brite with a dirty message inscribed11thahkrena feather and a magnum of champagne12thcandyshamean experimental vibratorTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )