♠ siebzehn [private intructions to Schrödinger]
Surely you must have succumbed to boredom if you entertained yourself with a faux act to coax yourself to be a victim of pseudo-kidnapping! Ah, well! This hatter has a certain favor of benefaction to request.
Do deliver this package along with this letter for this humble jester to Gilbert Beilschmidt.
[Congratulations Gilbert, you are now the owner of a very adorable nurse outfit that Belial would usually wear on hir early morning/nightly visits, albeit a bit bloodstained with an odd scent that resembles absinthe, opium and very sexy perfume or some shit (Oh and in his size as well). But that’s not all! You also receive a very familiar garter belt with a letter attached]
And once again! Dearest sweet Gilbert has been submitted by age. Oh but fret not! It is unfortunate that one cannot visit you upon your own unhappy birthday but nonetheless! Please gaze upon the feline boy before you and take him into your grasp as he belongs to you now. ♥
For eternity,
Mad Hatter.
PS: One does await pictures of your given attire.
Ah, and for payment, as one would not expect any less from a creature such as yourself!, please venture into the circus’ kitchenette to find a feast laid out for you!
Do deliver this package along with this letter for this humble jester to Gilbert Beilschmidt.
[Congratulations Gilbert, you are now the owner of a very adorable nurse outfit that Belial would usually wear on hir early morning/nightly visits, albeit a bit bloodstained with an odd scent that resembles absinthe, opium and very sexy perfume or some shit (Oh and in his size as well). But that’s not all! You also receive a very familiar garter belt with a letter attached]
And once again! Dearest sweet Gilbert has been submitted by age. Oh but fret not! It is unfortunate that one cannot visit you upon your own unhappy birthday but nonetheless! Please gaze upon the feline boy before you and take him into your grasp as he belongs to you now. ♥
For eternity,
Mad Hatter.
PS: One does await pictures of your given attire.
Ah, and for payment, as one would not expect any less from a creature such as yourself!, please venture into the circus’ kitchenette to find a feast laid out for you!