russian 6 / irish 6 / canadian 9
Australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year
[ ] you call flipflops thongs not flip flops
[x] you love a backyard barbie
[x] you know a barbie is not a doll
[x] you love the beach
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing
[ ] you're a sports fanatic!!
[ ] you are stacks tanned
[ ] you're a bit of a bogan
[ ] you scratch your butt without shame
[x] you have an australian something (thongs, shirt, phone sock, etc.
Total=5
Italian
[ ] the Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] your grandmother makes her own sauce
[x] you know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] you know a lot of italian songs.
[ ] you have dark hair and dark eye color
[ ]you speak some italian.
[x] you are under 5'10''.
[x] pizza is the best food in the world.
[X] you talk with your hands.
Total=5
Hispanic
[ ] you say member instead of REmember
[ ] you speak spanish
[x] you love tacos.
[ ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] you are dark skinned
[ ] you know what a Bodega is.
[x] you talk fast.
[x] If you are a girl you have had highlights or dyed your hair.
Total=4
Russian
[x] you say villian as: Vee-lon
[x] you are short tempered
[x] you know of somebody named boris/natasha
[x] white skinned
[ ]you dont get cold easily
[ ] snow is fun for you
[x] you get into contests often
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather
Total=6
Irish
[x] you think beer is the best
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc or Murph or O' or Fitz or ends with a ly,on,un,an,ry.
[x] you have blue or green eyes.
[x] you like the color green.
[x] you have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] you have family from Ireland.
Total = 6
Black
[ ] you say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair
[ ] you LOVE/LIKE rap
[ ] you talk with slang
[x] you know how to shoot a gun
[x] you think President George Walker Bush is racist
[x] you like chicken
[ ] you like watermelon
[ ] you can dance
[x] you can ‘sing’ gospel
[x] your parents said they found you in the jungle in Africa
Total=5
Asian
[ ] you have slanty eyes
[x] you like rice a lot
[ ] you are smart
[x] you have played the piano
[ ] you have family from asia
[ ] you have teeny feet
[x] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[x] most people think you're chinese [At least over MSN. You'd be surprised.]
[x] you call hurricanes typhoons
[ ] you go to Baulko
Total = 5
German
[x]you like bread
[ ]you think American Chocolate would be better with less Sugar
[x]you drink your soda without ice
[ ] you Speak German
[x] you know what Schnitzel is and you love it
[ ] you are Catholic or Lutheran
[x] you hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] you went to Kindergarten/Pre-school
[ ] you're over 5' 10"
Total = 5
Canadian
[x] you like/play/played hockey
[x] you love beer
[x] You say eh
[x] you don't believe war is the answer
[x] you know what poutine is
[x] you speak some french
[x] you love Tim Horton's
[x] at one point you lived in a cabin
[x] you have gotten high
[ ] you watch degressi
Total= 9
Newfie
[ ] you say "shovelin shit against the wind"
[ ] you love sea food
[ ] you drink ALOT
[ ] you know what jigs dinner is
[ ] you know how to do the jig
[ ] you know how to make a dough boi
[ ] you know blueberry pudding is not pudding at all
Total= 0
I love how newfie isn't considered canadian ahahahahahaha. And... this was obviously written to make everyone end up canadian... nothing else had like ten options ahahaha.
[ ] you wear flip flops all year
[ ] you call flipflops thongs not flip flops
[x] you love a backyard barbie
[x] you know a barbie is not a doll
[x] you love the beach
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing
[ ] you're a sports fanatic!!
[ ] you are stacks tanned
[ ] you're a bit of a bogan
[ ] you scratch your butt without shame
[x] you have an australian something (thongs, shirt, phone sock, etc.
Total=5
Italian
[ ] the Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] your grandmother makes her own sauce
[x] you know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] you know a lot of italian songs.
[ ] you have dark hair and dark eye color
[ ]you speak some italian.
[x] you are under 5'10''.
[x] pizza is the best food in the world.
[X] you talk with your hands.
Total=5
Hispanic
[ ] you say member instead of REmember
[ ] you speak spanish
[x] you love tacos.
[ ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] you are dark skinned
[ ] you know what a Bodega is.
[x] you talk fast.
[x] If you are a girl you have had highlights or dyed your hair.
Total=4
Russian
[x] you say villian as: Vee-lon
[x] you are short tempered
[x] you know of somebody named boris/natasha
[x] white skinned
[ ]you dont get cold easily
[ ] snow is fun for you
[x] you get into contests often
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather
Total=6
Irish
[x] you think beer is the best
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc or Murph or O' or Fitz or ends with a ly,on,un,an,ry.
[x] you have blue or green eyes.
[x] you like the color green.
[x] you have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] you have family from Ireland.
Total = 6
Black
[ ] you say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair
[ ] you LOVE/LIKE rap
[ ] you talk with slang
[x] you know how to shoot a gun
[x] you think President George Walker Bush is racist
[x] you like chicken
[ ] you like watermelon
[ ] you can dance
[x] you can ‘sing’ gospel
[x] your parents said they found you in the jungle in Africa
Total=5
Asian
[ ] you have slanty eyes
[x] you like rice a lot
[ ] you are smart
[x] you have played the piano
[ ] you have family from asia
[ ] you have teeny feet
[x] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[x] most people think you're chinese [At least over MSN. You'd be surprised.]
[x] you call hurricanes typhoons
[ ] you go to Baulko
Total = 5
German
[x]you like bread
[ ]you think American Chocolate would be better with less Sugar
[x]you drink your soda without ice
[ ] you Speak German
[x] you know what Schnitzel is and you love it
[ ] you are Catholic or Lutheran
[x] you hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] you went to Kindergarten/Pre-school
[ ] you're over 5' 10"
Total = 5
Canadian
[x] you like/play/played hockey
[x] you love beer
[x] You say eh
[x] you don't believe war is the answer
[x] you know what poutine is
[x] you speak some french
[x] you love Tim Horton's
[x] at one point you lived in a cabin
[x] you have gotten high
[ ] you watch degressi
Total= 9
Newfie
[ ] you say "shovelin shit against the wind"
[ ] you love sea food
[ ] you drink ALOT
[ ] you know what jigs dinner is
[ ] you know how to do the jig
[ ] you know how to make a dough boi
[ ] you know blueberry pudding is not pudding at all
Total= 0
I love how newfie isn't considered canadian ahahahahahaha. And... this was obviously written to make everyone end up canadian... nothing else had like ten options ahahaha.