Feel insecure? You have good reason to.
So today I woke up at Matt's house. On the floor of his room to be precise. My socks were wet and my pants smelled of beer. All in all a good night I suppose.
I broke my car key in half somehow, and now the broken half is in my ignition cylinder. It starts, so I can't be too upset, I was supposed to make a copy six months ago when I got her. I am starting to believe in karma more and more, because the excuse that I gave work the other day so I could sleep in was that I broke off my key in the ignition. Craaaaaazy.
I have a new crush, and it's not a car or a graphics card for once. It's a real girl.
I leave for Grande Prairie in 4 hours. The roads are all green, so I should be able to get there in four hours. I really feel like fucking the dog today, so I'll probably just set the cruise at 90, and enjoy some music. I got in shit for wrecking the lifters on unit 409 two weeks ago. Wasn't even my fault. If they don't want that happening they can buy me a highway-geared truck. With a sleeper cab, because the new Internationals we got are shitty to sleep in.
Here's a special assignment:
Try seducing someone way out of your league
Most people's idea of what's attractive is imprinted on the brain when they are still in diapers. Staring up at Mommy, Daddy or Uncle Barnaby, we develop attachments to particular features that bear little relation to social norms of beauty. That's why supermodels end up dating freaks like David Copperfield. Tonight try your luck with somebody much more conventionally attractive then yourself. You never know...
Dealing with rejection
Sorry buddy. Didn't work for you? But hey, that which does not destroy us makes us stronger and all that. Take it on the chin, keep smiling, and thank them for their honesty. That way they'll at least feel they're missing out on your beauty within. Better luck next time anyways.
I broke my car key in half somehow, and now the broken half is in my ignition cylinder. It starts, so I can't be too upset, I was supposed to make a copy six months ago when I got her. I am starting to believe in karma more and more, because the excuse that I gave work the other day so I could sleep in was that I broke off my key in the ignition. Craaaaaazy.
I have a new crush, and it's not a car or a graphics card for once. It's a real girl.
I leave for Grande Prairie in 4 hours. The roads are all green, so I should be able to get there in four hours. I really feel like fucking the dog today, so I'll probably just set the cruise at 90, and enjoy some music. I got in shit for wrecking the lifters on unit 409 two weeks ago. Wasn't even my fault. If they don't want that happening they can buy me a highway-geared truck. With a sleeper cab, because the new Internationals we got are shitty to sleep in.
Here's a special assignment:
Try seducing someone way out of your league
Most people's idea of what's attractive is imprinted on the brain when they are still in diapers. Staring up at Mommy, Daddy or Uncle Barnaby, we develop attachments to particular features that bear little relation to social norms of beauty. That's why supermodels end up dating freaks like David Copperfield. Tonight try your luck with somebody much more conventionally attractive then yourself. You never know...
Dealing with rejection
Sorry buddy. Didn't work for you? But hey, that which does not destroy us makes us stronger and all that. Take it on the chin, keep smiling, and thank them for their honesty. That way they'll at least feel they're missing out on your beauty within. Better luck next time anyways.