I have a Tazer.This is your Global warning.All of you who read this post have now been warned.
There my global warning to all that I have a tazer and will/like to use it.So if you look at me funny you will get tazed in the eye.Eventful day yesterday first we did what we do everyday and went to LAN. What a party we had,There were nerds computers and everything. How I wish I was one. But the real fun came later when me and Spencer headed back to his house. Spencer went upstairs and talked to his online friends for awhile before I came up and we went to ebay I told him to search for "Fetus PResidents" but we found nothing so I told him to try just Fetus and we found somethings alright. This has lead him to get the iclination to buy fetus beads and make a badass necklace out of them, I am thinking I should get one to.
After we got off the computer it was nearing midnight now,We threatened Steph with a walk over there before we set out and did our normal rounds.I had my Tazer and Spencer had his knife we were ready for anything. First thing we did was go to the store and get some energy drinks,Hardcore Harry Potter fans were there in there wizards robes and hats. Scared me. I had my tazer on hand. The same lady who is always there at 12 in the morning rung up our stuff,Soon she will stop fearing us.But for now it is complete and utter fear whenever she looks at us.So we plan to go there every night until she talks to us. (it is not an attraction thing,She is 40 - 90). Anyway, After we left the store we evaded Big jon,Who seemed to be hiding in the store waiting for us,BUt we dodged that trap and continued on our way.Drinking our energy drinks we came upon a monster spider outside,Which I promptly tazed.Convulsions insued followed by a quick and painful death. We had a good laugh.
On the way back to his house,We talked like always about nothing and everything before we were inturpted by people walking out of a garage. They yelled over to us "Do you guys get lit?" We didn't hear them at first so they asked again "Do you guys BLaze" I don't anymore and Spencer shouted out no,I think he thought they asked him a differnt question it was a mean no lol. After that we stopped by his house and dropped off the other two energy drinks, For use at a later time. We stayed here for a minute or two before we headed out again to continue on our walk around menifee. First part of the route being the oh so treacherous lake. At the lake I made a new game,Taze the snails.It was exciting you see you wait for the Snail to let it's eyes out into the air and then you taze it. IT quickly withdraws back in and begins to bubble madly and die. Quite amusing. YEs I am a sadistic person. Whilst we continues on our walk to the exit of the lake,We started hearing helicopters and seeing cop cars and Heritage like crazy. That got us farely alert as if something were going on tonight.
This had us a bit worried but nothing to terrible,We continues on through the elementary school and onto the golf course,Were things were going farely smoothly save for those bastard sprinklers. Which seemed to follow us,As we rounded the corner of a turn we heard the rustling of a dog (or extremely large bird) I didn't think it was the latter,I haven't seen any wild emu's out here yet. So we hopped the nearest fench and started back towards Spencer's house to refuel once again. On the way there we saw many many cars pass us full of drunk and disorderly teens.And this can mean only one thing.PARTY.
We stopped by Spencer's house refreshed ourselves then headed out again. We searched for this party but found nothing save for a few people sitting out on there lawn.So we decided we would walk far and away. SO we walked out to the houses in the middle of nowhere and we found the extra wide road. IT was Silent Hill all over again until we came upon the construction zone.WHich we looked around for awhile before we finally headed back,IT was now 5 am and it is currently 3 pm.
That was our wild adventure last night more to come,Next week I start summer school so be ready for those wild adventures and Ashley call me.
Kenny The Damned
After we got off the computer it was nearing midnight now,We threatened Steph with a walk over there before we set out and did our normal rounds.I had my Tazer and Spencer had his knife we were ready for anything. First thing we did was go to the store and get some energy drinks,Hardcore Harry Potter fans were there in there wizards robes and hats. Scared me. I had my tazer on hand. The same lady who is always there at 12 in the morning rung up our stuff,Soon she will stop fearing us.But for now it is complete and utter fear whenever she looks at us.So we plan to go there every night until she talks to us. (it is not an attraction thing,She is 40 - 90). Anyway, After we left the store we evaded Big jon,Who seemed to be hiding in the store waiting for us,BUt we dodged that trap and continued on our way.Drinking our energy drinks we came upon a monster spider outside,Which I promptly tazed.Convulsions insued followed by a quick and painful death. We had a good laugh.
On the way back to his house,We talked like always about nothing and everything before we were inturpted by people walking out of a garage. They yelled over to us "Do you guys get lit?" We didn't hear them at first so they asked again "Do you guys BLaze" I don't anymore and Spencer shouted out no,I think he thought they asked him a differnt question it was a mean no lol. After that we stopped by his house and dropped off the other two energy drinks, For use at a later time. We stayed here for a minute or two before we headed out again to continue on our walk around menifee. First part of the route being the oh so treacherous lake. At the lake I made a new game,Taze the snails.It was exciting you see you wait for the Snail to let it's eyes out into the air and then you taze it. IT quickly withdraws back in and begins to bubble madly and die. Quite amusing. YEs I am a sadistic person. Whilst we continues on our walk to the exit of the lake,We started hearing helicopters and seeing cop cars and Heritage like crazy. That got us farely alert as if something were going on tonight.
This had us a bit worried but nothing to terrible,We continues on through the elementary school and onto the golf course,Were things were going farely smoothly save for those bastard sprinklers. Which seemed to follow us,As we rounded the corner of a turn we heard the rustling of a dog (or extremely large bird) I didn't think it was the latter,I haven't seen any wild emu's out here yet. So we hopped the nearest fench and started back towards Spencer's house to refuel once again. On the way there we saw many many cars pass us full of drunk and disorderly teens.And this can mean only one thing.PARTY.
We stopped by Spencer's house refreshed ourselves then headed out again. We searched for this party but found nothing save for a few people sitting out on there lawn.So we decided we would walk far and away. SO we walked out to the houses in the middle of nowhere and we found the extra wide road. IT was Silent Hill all over again until we came upon the construction zone.WHich we looked around for awhile before we finally headed back,IT was now 5 am and it is currently 3 pm.
That was our wild adventure last night more to come,Next week I start summer school so be ready for those wild adventures and Ashley call me.
Kenny The Damned