Time again my friends, to tell that story by the sea.
Well then let us began, Shall we? it started on Friday evening With me and Spencer meandoring about the village until the wee hours. On Saturday we went with my mom to the auction, She bid on some dies guys cologne and won it for me. Now whenever you smell me, You will be smelling old man death. After that we ate at Farmer Boys, Which rather reminded me of sour liver or some other sour concoction. I do not recommend eating there. After returning home we watched the History channel for about an hour before we left and went to the mall and watched Cold Creek Manor. This movie made me want to throw up my spleen in a can. I was expecting so much more.
Anyway after this exciting turn of events we headed back to the LAN0R and partied until Steve started cussing like a mad man and then closed. We came back to Spencer's and watched Bowling For Columbine. Which was an interesting movie, But it is one of those movies I can't watch over and over again without loseing Interest. But, I love me gun, love me gun. And then all was silent.
Sunday Craig called and awoke to a most horid sight of Luaren who told me someone had called,So I called everybody (Except Kyle) and it turned it was Craig. yay. That solved he proceeded to tell me the battle plan and shortly after he showed up and Spencer was awake and were magickally at the mall. Where we purchased our *1* ticket for Undrworld. All three of us then headed back into the mall to buy Craig some magic walking devices, Before we stopped into the Jesus Store. The Lady at the Jesus store talked to us for awhile for some reason or another and then we left. CVraig still shoeless and I still sad. Spencer played the automatic Piano for awhile, Before we headed out to see the movie. Where as my important role as King of The Pirates came in. I took our ticket and entered the theater. I then went into the movie opened the back door, Walked by the three guys who worked there and rallied up Craig and Spencer leading them back to door number 8, Where they waited while I went back. Now I didnt use my ticket to enter again, I snuck in the front door, BEcuase I am just that good. I then went and opened the same hidden door for them and we sat and watched the movie. The movie was crap, I would not see it again, But it was ok for seeing once, the only thing that saved it was Viktor. Becuase he had a sword and spelled his name funny. It would have been better if we would have gotten to see Markus. Anyway, I would like to clear one thing up, Vampires and Werewolves are the same creature. They were never supposed to have been changed into what they are today, But Bram altered all of that and turned the Vampire from what it was, into a sex symbol.
Anyway after the movie we went back into the mall, Where we continued to look for Craig's devices. we waited outside the store, Were I spotted four kids. 2 petite girls a lanky guy and a short midget. I came up with the most excellent idea to *Follow* these people, Which me and Spencer proceeded to do. we followed them around the entire mall and down the escalator into the food court. Where they sat down to get some food, And Me and Spencer sat a few tables away. They had become quite aware of our presence now, So we waited a little longer before standing and going to grab Craig. This time when we went back, i organized us into three parties. Craig at one tables, Spencer at another away from Craig and me circling about these people. Now they got quite nervous now and called there fast food savior James from the Panda. I continued to circle them for awhile and then i decided to go up and look down at them, Now as soon I as go up, Spencer calls me back down,So I start heading down. When I reach the bottom I see that the three guys have surrounded Craig. the smallest of us all by Five. so quick overview. I am Gone, spencer is some feet away and Craig is small. so all three of them come up to him. yay. Anyway I return to the guys harrassing Craig and Spencer and asking them if they are Homosexual. I ask them if they were scared of our eyes and got some random answer, Before the MAN threw us out, telling us the mall was closed. We left and waited outside the door, They came shortly, Followed by the MAN. Spencer and Crtaig took the direct route following them and I took a longer way, We made iur way into the parking lot, Where they started towards there car. I took Craig's car keys and ran ahead to his truck opening the door. at which point they pulled, A spoon, or knife and pointed it at Spencer and Craig, Then they jumped in there car, Called them faggots and drove away We tried to follow but we lost sight of them.
Once home me and Spencer went to LAN for a bit, supported by my family's gambling addiction and then we went our seperate ways. Well Kiddies I hope you enjoyed this wonderful saga, My fingers are numb so KANADIA + Russia = KRUSSIA.
ALL HAIL KRUSSIA.
Kenny The Damned
The Ace Of Spades
Dr. Random
Anyway after this exciting turn of events we headed back to the LAN0R and partied until Steve started cussing like a mad man and then closed. We came back to Spencer's and watched Bowling For Columbine. Which was an interesting movie, But it is one of those movies I can't watch over and over again without loseing Interest. But, I love me gun, love me gun. And then all was silent.
Sunday Craig called and awoke to a most horid sight of Luaren who told me someone had called,So I called everybody (Except Kyle) and it turned it was Craig. yay. That solved he proceeded to tell me the battle plan and shortly after he showed up and Spencer was awake and were magickally at the mall. Where we purchased our *1* ticket for Undrworld. All three of us then headed back into the mall to buy Craig some magic walking devices, Before we stopped into the Jesus Store. The Lady at the Jesus store talked to us for awhile for some reason or another and then we left. CVraig still shoeless and I still sad. Spencer played the automatic Piano for awhile, Before we headed out to see the movie. Where as my important role as King of The Pirates came in. I took our ticket and entered the theater. I then went into the movie opened the back door, Walked by the three guys who worked there and rallied up Craig and Spencer leading them back to door number 8, Where they waited while I went back. Now I didnt use my ticket to enter again, I snuck in the front door, BEcuase I am just that good. I then went and opened the same hidden door for them and we sat and watched the movie. The movie was crap, I would not see it again, But it was ok for seeing once, the only thing that saved it was Viktor. Becuase he had a sword and spelled his name funny. It would have been better if we would have gotten to see Markus. Anyway, I would like to clear one thing up, Vampires and Werewolves are the same creature. They were never supposed to have been changed into what they are today, But Bram altered all of that and turned the Vampire from what it was, into a sex symbol.
Anyway after the movie we went back into the mall, Where we continued to look for Craig's devices. we waited outside the store, Were I spotted four kids. 2 petite girls a lanky guy and a short midget. I came up with the most excellent idea to *Follow* these people, Which me and Spencer proceeded to do. we followed them around the entire mall and down the escalator into the food court. Where they sat down to get some food, And Me and Spencer sat a few tables away. They had become quite aware of our presence now, So we waited a little longer before standing and going to grab Craig. This time when we went back, i organized us into three parties. Craig at one tables, Spencer at another away from Craig and me circling about these people. Now they got quite nervous now and called there fast food savior James from the Panda. I continued to circle them for awhile and then i decided to go up and look down at them, Now as soon I as go up, Spencer calls me back down,So I start heading down. When I reach the bottom I see that the three guys have surrounded Craig. the smallest of us all by Five. so quick overview. I am Gone, spencer is some feet away and Craig is small. so all three of them come up to him. yay. Anyway I return to the guys harrassing Craig and Spencer and asking them if they are Homosexual. I ask them if they were scared of our eyes and got some random answer, Before the MAN threw us out, telling us the mall was closed. We left and waited outside the door, They came shortly, Followed by the MAN. Spencer and Crtaig took the direct route following them and I took a longer way, We made iur way into the parking lot, Where they started towards there car. I took Craig's car keys and ran ahead to his truck opening the door. at which point they pulled, A spoon, or knife and pointed it at Spencer and Craig, Then they jumped in there car, Called them faggots and drove away We tried to follow but we lost sight of them.
Once home me and Spencer went to LAN for a bit, supported by my family's gambling addiction and then we went our seperate ways. Well Kiddies I hope you enjoyed this wonderful saga, My fingers are numb so KANADIA + Russia = KRUSSIA.
ALL HAIL KRUSSIA.
Kenny The Damned
The Ace Of Spades
Dr. Random