Fuck you, and fuck the universe.

[stagnicity]

Major medical fraud, the FDIC didn't collect premiums for a good decade, all of these shootings public shootings here and abroad, Mass tax increases, there are college kids with TB, and whiny Puritan fucks shut down an awesome skinny-dip-in-the-freezing-lake-get-a-free-sandwich promo at a small cafe in Maine.

Today in the news: Everything is Lame.