Sing me a song-o
Leaving James alone in a room with couches and alcohol is something that shouldn't be done on a regular occasion.
Let it be known that singing is something that James is possibly not as good at as he thinks he is.... The same goes for rhyming.
*looks around curiously, making sure no-one's in the room before tipping several couches over and making a fort*
*with a blanket*
*and makes a little magical fire underneath*
*sings some rousing songs to warm the spirit and make fun of teachers with*
*sings more insulting songs about general anatomy of Snivellus and Filch*
*Sings a song in honour of marauding*
Ooh, There were once four marvellous, fantastic men!
They ruled over hogwarts, probably not in name, but in spirit!
These fantabulous men were by code-names ca-alled
and Prongs was the leader of them
He ruled with kindness and honourable flair
All the girls loved him and his me-essy hair
So Prongs was the best, the best that there was!
And his sidekick, Pad-foot was a right side-kicky dog!
So both of them, Moony and Wormtail as well
Gave all those living at Hogwarts, a taste of hell!
They dungbombed the dungeons, and put bats in the belfries,
They even put catnip in McGoogles own undies!
Oh the marauders, oh we were fine!
We were four boys, all in our prime!
Moony was next, the cleverest one,
he's read every single book under the sun.
He did Prongs' bidding with an eyebrow a-raised,
and never not once, did he ever disobey.
Because Prongs he was smart, smarter than all,
And Moony he knew it, and so he listened to Prongs's call
Calling all people and creatures to him
Because Prongs was a natural leader by default,
and despite the occasional yucky revolt
which left Padfoot in charge, as the second-in-command,
But power always came back to rest in Prongs's hand
Because all the girls loved him and his me-essy hair (he likes this line, can you tell?)
But only one girl would win Prongs's heart
and she ignored their love for years on end,
Thinking that once she was with him,
all her dreams would be fulfilled, and she'd have nothing left to live for.
But one day she realised,
how charming and wonderful
he tru-uly was
And that she'd just have bigger and better dreams
once she finally realised that he was the best.
*sort of drifts off*
But then, she was also the best,
because she had red red hair,
and because she liked to fight back
*grins and goes to sleep, bottle of whiskey next to him*
Let it be known that singing is something that James is possibly not as good at as he thinks he is.... The same goes for rhyming.
*looks around curiously, making sure no-one's in the room before tipping several couches over and making a fort*
*with a blanket*
*and makes a little magical fire underneath*
*sings some rousing songs to warm the spirit and make fun of teachers with*
*sings more insulting songs about general anatomy of Snivellus and Filch*
*Sings a song in honour of marauding*
Ooh, There were once four marvellous, fantastic men!
They ruled over hogwarts, probably not in name, but in spirit!
These fantabulous men were by code-names ca-alled
and Prongs was the leader of them
He ruled with kindness and honourable flair
All the girls loved him and his me-essy hair
So Prongs was the best, the best that there was!
And his sidekick, Pad-foot was a right side-kicky dog!
So both of them, Moony and Wormtail as well
Gave all those living at Hogwarts, a taste of hell!
They dungbombed the dungeons, and put bats in the belfries,
They even put catnip in McGoogles own undies!
Oh the marauders, oh we were fine!
We were four boys, all in our prime!
Moony was next, the cleverest one,
he's read every single book under the sun.
He did Prongs' bidding with an eyebrow a-raised,
and never not once, did he ever disobey.
Because Prongs he was smart, smarter than all,
And Moony he knew it, and so he listened to Prongs's call
Calling all people and creatures to him
Because Prongs was a natural leader by default,
and despite the occasional yucky revolt
which left Padfoot in charge, as the second-in-command,
But power always came back to rest in Prongs's hand
Because all the girls loved him and his me-essy hair (he likes this line, can you tell?)
But only one girl would win Prongs's heart
and she ignored their love for years on end,
Thinking that once she was with him,
all her dreams would be fulfilled, and she'd have nothing left to live for.
But one day she realised,
how charming and wonderful
he tru-uly was
And that she'd just have bigger and better dreams
once she finally realised that he was the best.
*sort of drifts off*
But then, she was also the best,
because she had red red hair,
and because she liked to fight back
*grins and goes to sleep, bottle of whiskey next to him*