i figured it out
i'm the wrong kind of lesbian, since i'm actual facts legally married, i must really want to be straight *eye roll*.
meanwhile, did i tell you about the one bright spot of yesterday? i met a real life pansexual furry brony. he was really sweet and nice. the GSA did their best to exclude him too. i think he might actually be a friend.
in related news: i think he might have been hitting on me a bit because he totally had a "TMI in the first five minutes of the conversation" moment when he decided to tell me about HIS multiple orgasm capability. i should be scared, shouldn't i? he's nice, but generally not my type. (ed. note: i like my men like a lot like i like my women--PRETTY.)
(this is alex minsky, and he is currently my desktop background because he is smack yo' mama FINE. google him. i'll wait. but you also need to read his backstory.)
anyway, W. looks nothing like alex, so there's nothing to worry about. but because folks are shallow, i can see why he's kind of on the fringes of GSA and the "community."
personally, if that's the kind of "community" that i have to look forward to, they can suck my silicone dick.
why is it that we're always telling people that we wouldn't want anywhere near us to suck our dicks? i don't understand it, yet i do it too.
anyways, it was my army and police people that were all like "no, fuck that stagger_lee77, we got your back, who do we have to ride on?" instead of my "cohort" of classmates. even the kid that kept me from killing the geek boy from chemistry is a navy veteran. funny that... the people who are supposedly the least accepting of my "lifestyle choice" are the cool ones. it's like rain on your wedding day. oh wait...
meanwhile, did i tell you about the one bright spot of yesterday? i met a real life pansexual furry brony. he was really sweet and nice. the GSA did their best to exclude him too. i think he might actually be a friend.
in related news: i think he might have been hitting on me a bit because he totally had a "TMI in the first five minutes of the conversation" moment when he decided to tell me about HIS multiple orgasm capability. i should be scared, shouldn't i? he's nice, but generally not my type. (ed. note: i like my men like a lot like i like my women--PRETTY.)
(this is alex minsky, and he is currently my desktop background because he is smack yo' mama FINE. google him. i'll wait. but you also need to read his backstory.)
anyway, W. looks nothing like alex, so there's nothing to worry about. but because folks are shallow, i can see why he's kind of on the fringes of GSA and the "community."
personally, if that's the kind of "community" that i have to look forward to, they can suck my silicone dick.
why is it that we're always telling people that we wouldn't want anywhere near us to suck our dicks? i don't understand it, yet i do it too.
anyways, it was my army and police people that were all like "no, fuck that stagger_lee77, we got your back, who do we have to ride on?" instead of my "cohort" of classmates. even the kid that kept me from killing the geek boy from chemistry is a navy veteran. funny that... the people who are supposedly the least accepting of my "lifestyle choice" are the cool ones. it's like rain on your wedding day. oh wait...