Feb 22, 2005 14:25
Hello My Red Children,
Oh Mama Mama - listening to those little kids singing 'guns of brixton' on sandinista brings out this wild biological urge within me to be a dad - because i can't wait until my kids know clash lyrics and sing along
but before i create new skin, i have to lose this skin
'what's it like to be so free?' - it's probably like one of einstein's dreams
oh brother, i'm so - caught up
i am in prison up here, a prisoner of the growling adirondack tummy monster - she keeps me chained to the recliner in remote control handcuffs and forces me to keep her updated on celebrity gossip, i mean entertainment news, all day long - but its only a matter of time now
'only a matter of time until what, mister lee?'
One, two, three
Look at Mr. Lee
Three, four, five
Look at him jive
Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee
Oh, Mr. Lee
Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee
Oh, Mr. Lee
i'm not sure exactly, implosion or explosion?
but either way it should be a good party
cue go-go dancers
yeeeaaah yeeeaaah
wow wow yeah yeah
i had an interesting experience recently - i broke a personal rule - in the end things worked out better than they would have had i not broken my personal rule - but, the point is that i shouldn't have broken my rule in the first place and i should acknowledge the consequences of that action - but if i hadn't broken the rule this time, it might not have been the last time - tricky, it's like a free pass
yeeeaaah yeeeaaah
wow wow yeah yeah
the english are a pranking people and i really like that about them
i was a prankster as a kid and i still love a good prank
and hacking into a celebrity's phonebook is genius - an excellent prank - dozens of big name hollywood hounds had to change their cellphone numbers and email addresses after being bombarded by the public - that's so obnoxious
i was also and still am the kid who wipes his nose on his sleeve - it never really dawned on me until recently when i wiped my nose on the sleeve of my black sweatshirt and i was actually freaked out by how hard and crusty yet shiny my sleeve was - the weather in new orleans would make my allergies go crazy and sometimes that meant a nose like a leaky sink faucet - this one time i was taking a history final, four hours long - i went prepared with a bunch of tissues in my pocket but before i knew it i had used them all up - i was wearing a t-shirt so i had no sleeve - what to do? what to do?
i am the lizard king
so i blew my nose in my shirt for the rest of the test - not in the sleeve, the bottom center - it was pretty damn gross - its a good thing im so smart and i was out of there in less than three hours
now i leave you to digest my words
spit them up and reread them like cows chewing on delicious cud
and since it is still winter
coldly yours
mr. stagger lee frisby