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I wrote this all by myself. I didn't steal it from anyone.
1. Did Sarah Palin's appearance on Saturday Night Live
a. hurt McCain's chances of winning the election
b. help McCain's chances of winning the election
c. embarrass her
d. embarrass the Republican Party
e. embarrass Tina Fey
2. Why is Sarah Palin dragging those kids around the campaign trail?
a. She can't afford a baby sitter.
b. She needs to kiss a baby occasionally, it looks good for the camera.
c. She doesn't trust them to keep their knees together.
d. She can't keep her knees together when they aren't around.
e. They don't do well in school.
3. Where is Bristol Palin?
a. Who knows?
b. Who cares?
c. On the North Slope with Levi.
d. At Luther Home.
e. At home wearing no shoes and socks.
4. Does Sarah Palin know the difference between a snomobile and a snow machine?
a. Yes.
b. No.
c. Kinda.
d. Kindamaybenot.
5. With Sarah Palin's vast knowledge of government, she inadvertently had fired someone who worked for the State of Alaska and became an ex. Why did she do that?
a. Nepotism is wonderful.
b. Ooops!
c. Guess she shouldn't a done it but it is ok.
6. Why is Todd Palin on the stump?
a. He has nowhere else to go.
b. It is warmer in the lower 48.
c. The fishing is no good.
d. The Ironworker's Union threw him out of the hall.
e. He has become a sex symbol.
7. Why did Sarah Palin change her hair style?
a. To conceal an ear piece connected directly to Carl Rove.
b. She sleeps too late in the morning to set it properly.
c. She only has to wash it once a week.
d. It keeps her dangley earrings from swaying.
8. Can Sarah Palin shoot an AR-50?
a. Yes, but the kick is more than she can handle.
b. Yes, and she can see Russia out her window.
c. No, it is too heavy to take moose hunting.
d. Yes, it is an easy way to drill for oil.
e. What is an AR-50?
9. Did Sarah Palin follow procedure when she sold the airplane?
a. Yes.
b. No.
c. That is another thing for the Alaska Attorney General's office to investigate.
d. Ebay is approved.
e. She couldn't fly it anyway.
10. Can Sarah Palin win the election?
a. No.
b. No.
c. No.
d. Doubt it.
e. No.
11. Bonus Question: Can Sarah Palin lead this country?
a. No.
b. Hell no.
c. XXXK No.
d. What a disaster that would be.
e. Sarah, come home.
1. Did Sarah Palin's appearance on Saturday Night Live
a. hurt McCain's chances of winning the election
b. help McCain's chances of winning the election
c. embarrass her
d. embarrass the Republican Party
e. embarrass Tina Fey
2. Why is Sarah Palin dragging those kids around the campaign trail?
a. She can't afford a baby sitter.
b. She needs to kiss a baby occasionally, it looks good for the camera.
c. She doesn't trust them to keep their knees together.
d. She can't keep her knees together when they aren't around.
e. They don't do well in school.
3. Where is Bristol Palin?
a. Who knows?
b. Who cares?
c. On the North Slope with Levi.
d. At Luther Home.
e. At home wearing no shoes and socks.
4. Does Sarah Palin know the difference between a snomobile and a snow machine?
a. Yes.
b. No.
c. Kinda.
d. Kindamaybenot.
5. With Sarah Palin's vast knowledge of government, she inadvertently had fired someone who worked for the State of Alaska and became an ex. Why did she do that?
a. Nepotism is wonderful.
b. Ooops!
c. Guess she shouldn't a done it but it is ok.
6. Why is Todd Palin on the stump?
a. He has nowhere else to go.
b. It is warmer in the lower 48.
c. The fishing is no good.
d. The Ironworker's Union threw him out of the hall.
e. He has become a sex symbol.
7. Why did Sarah Palin change her hair style?
a. To conceal an ear piece connected directly to Carl Rove.
b. She sleeps too late in the morning to set it properly.
c. She only has to wash it once a week.
d. It keeps her dangley earrings from swaying.
8. Can Sarah Palin shoot an AR-50?
a. Yes, but the kick is more than she can handle.
b. Yes, and she can see Russia out her window.
c. No, it is too heavy to take moose hunting.
d. Yes, it is an easy way to drill for oil.
e. What is an AR-50?
9. Did Sarah Palin follow procedure when she sold the airplane?
a. Yes.
b. No.
c. That is another thing for the Alaska Attorney General's office to investigate.
d. Ebay is approved.
e. She couldn't fly it anyway.
10. Can Sarah Palin win the election?
a. No.
b. No.
c. No.
d. Doubt it.
e. No.
11. Bonus Question: Can Sarah Palin lead this country?
a. No.
b. Hell no.
c. XXXK No.
d. What a disaster that would be.
e. Sarah, come home.