Do I have a volunteer?!

[stagediva9]

My computer is all of a sudden getting very slow…which is irritating! SOOOO…in this ridiculously cold weather I decided to go for a run. I am have been sort of bumming again lately and that is just plain silly with all the great things happening in my life…SO I was taking a page from the scene I did in acting for the camera from Gray's Anatomy. "Endorphins are good. Endorphins are mood elevators. This is supposed to make us feel better." I actually think it may have worked right up to the point where the cold turned into stabbing pain in my lungs. When did I get to be so friggin out of shape? I couldn't make it down the street in a full jog before gasping for air. A far cry from my Varsity swimming, soccer, long distance break school records in track days. I am a loser. Granted, I did quit all sports my sophomore year, but gosh…I WAS an athlete at one point. I have a crap load of medals and shit that will concur. I suck. In my *ehem* free time…right…I need to try to get back in shape…and maybe work on that whole stop smoking thing…because this is getting to be pathetic. My back has been spazzing out on me and I thoroughly believe it is because I am working too much and my out of shape ass is rebelling. Isn't there an easier way to get in shape than just working out? Or at least a more fun way? Oh! I know. Lots of sex!!! Any takers…?

Yeah…I thought not… (LOL)!

I am off now…to…jeez…I think I'll go down and smoke. I suck!

Oh gosh. 37 degrees! Am I still in Florida…? Just checking!