09. ...
... *embarrassed scrawl*
I would like to extend my deepest apologies to any house elves I may have offended during my... research campaign.
I believe someone may have cursed me or slipped me a potion. I by no means would have ever assumed a link between gremlins and house elves otherwise. Had I been in my right mind, I may have briefly noted the similarities in appearance, but never would have taken it as far as to rant about it like a madman.
Now please stop burning my food?! Hells bells! Who knew the little guys could have such harsh tempers over such a little incident!
[[Private Accidental Voice Post, 50% Hackable]]
Oh no! Mister! Stop eating my quills! No-
Oh god damn it.
*page suddenly appears shredded beyond recognition towards the bottom of the journal*
Fine, I'll get you your coke to stupid demon-possessed fiend of Hell!
[[/Voice Post]]
[[Strikes are barely legible, but readable if you squint real hard and turn your head at a funny angle. Feel free to take credit for cursing or slipping a potion to Harry which made him act irrationally and fanatically in regards to the Epic House Elves VS Gremlins debates.]]
I would like to extend my deepest apologies to any house elves I may have offended during my... research campaign.
I believe someone may have cursed me or slipped me a potion. I by no means would have ever assumed a link between gremlins and house elves otherwise. Had I been in my right mind, I may have briefly noted the similarities in appearance, but never would have taken it as far as to rant about it like a madman.
Now please stop burning my food?! Hells bells! Who knew the little guys could have such harsh tempers over such a little incident!
[[Private Accidental Voice Post, 50% Hackable]]
Oh no! Mister! Stop eating my quills! No-
Oh god damn it.
*page suddenly appears shredded beyond recognition towards the bottom of the journal*
Fine, I'll get you your coke to stupid demon-possessed fiend of Hell!
[[/Voice Post]]
[[Strikes are barely legible, but readable if you squint real hard and turn your head at a funny angle. Feel free to take credit for cursing or slipping a potion to Harry which made him act irrationally and fanatically in regards to the Epic House Elves VS Gremlins debates.]]