The 12 Days of Izzmas
Anybody miss me??? I found this on Eddie Izzard's website the other day... it made my day better. Though I fear if you are not an Eddie fan then this will not make any sense and may even offend...but too bad because if you are not an Eddie fan then you deserve to be confused/offended...or at least not enjoy this version of an age old song.
THE TWELVE DAYS OF IZZMAS
On the first day of Izzmas, my true love gave to me
A brand new Mac Sexie lippy
On the second day of Izzmas, my true love to me
Two fishnet stockings
And a brand new Mac Sexie lippy
On the third day of Izzmas, my true love gave to me
Three bustiers
Two fishnet stockings
And a brand new Mac Sexie lippy
On the fourth day of Izzmas, my true love sent to me
Four cups of coffee
Three bustiers
Two fishnet stockings
And a brand new Mac Sexie lippy
On the fifth day of Izzmas, my true love sent to me
FIVE GOLD RINGS!
Four cups of coffee,
Three bustiers
Two fishnet stockings
And a brand new Mac Sexie lippy
On the sixth day of Izzmas, my true love sent to me
Six Eddie movies*
FIVE GOLD RINGS!
Four cups of coffee,
Three bustiers
Two fishnet stockings
And a brand new Mac Sexie lippy
On the seventh day of Izzmas, my true love sent to me
Seven swimmy swimmys
Six Eddie movies*
FIVE GOLD RINGS!
Four cups of coffee,
Three bustiers
Two fishnet stockings
And a brand new Mac Sexie lippy
On the eighth day of Izzmas, my true love sent to me
Eight psychotic bastards
Seven swimmy swimmys
Six Eddie movies*
FIVE GOLD RINGS!
Four cups of coffee,
Three bustiers
Two fishnet stockings
And a brand new Mac Sexie lippy
On the ninth day of Izzmas, my true love gave to me
Nine trannys dancing
Eight psychotic bastards
Seven swimmy swimmys
Six Eddie movies*
FIVE GOLD RINGS!
Four cups of coffee,
Three bustiers
Two fishnet stockings
And a brand new Mac Sexie lippy
On the tenth day of Izzmas, my true love gave to me
Ten squirrels a’ munching
Nine trannys dancing
Eight psychotic bastards
Seven swimmy swimmys
Six Eddie movies*
FIVE GOLD RINGS!
Four cups of coffee,
Three bustiers
Two fishnet stockings
And a brand new Mac Sexie lippy
On the eleventh day of Izzmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven bearded druids
Ten squirrels a’ munching
Nine trannys dancing
Eight psychotic bastards
Seven swimmy swimmys
Six Eddie movies*
FIVE GOLD RINGS!
Four cups of coffee,
Three bustiers
Two fishnet stockings
And a brand new Mac Sexie lippy
On the twelfth day of Izzmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve cats a’drilling
Eleven bearded druids
Ten squirrels a’ munching
Nine trannys dancing
Eight psychotic bastards
Seven swimmy swimmys
Six Eddie movies*
FIVE GOLD RINGS!
Four cups of coffee,
Three bustiers
Two fishnet stockings
And a brand new Mac Sexie lippy!
*The Avengers, Velvet Goldmine, Mystery Men, Cat’s Meow, Circus, Revenger’s Tragedy