What's your epitaph?
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
Here are some alternates that I thought up:
"You're standing on my face."
"Am I a zombie yet?"
"Screw the flowers, leave your wallet."
"Current elevation: -6 ft."
"Peaceful, but itchy."
"At least I spent your inheritance."
"Deposit coin in slot and speak clearly into microphone."
"1979-4392"
"It's hot down here."
"Chocolate tombstone provided by MARS."
"www.goldenpalace.com"
Man, I can't wait! =P