naked pictures [of your mother]

[stadihesa]

All that Helsinki has wanted since his room disappeared was a place to sleep where he wasn't tossing and turning. Naturally, no living area is symmetrical to his purposes, and no matter how he tried to get Vantaa to move the furniture, absolutely nothing would work. Naps from time to time would work, but every time he woke up because his brain

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this face forever

[rrlmunicipality]

SOB. Y U DO DIS. ALL HE DOES IS SPOIL YOUUU!

[stadihesa]

:C

maybe you should stop BEING A DICK WHEN I'M TRYING TO HAVE MEANINGFUL CONVERSATIONS ABOUT MY HAIR

[rrlmunicipality]

HAVE A MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION ABOUT HOW AWESOME I AM AND I'LL CONSIDER IT.

[stadihesa]

MAMA TAUGHT ME TO NEVER LIE TO YOUR HUSBAND. AT LEAST NOT TO THAT EXTENT.

[rrlmunicipality]

you're shy. i get it. - - - brb finding a new wife.

[stadihesa]

Good luck finding someone who'll put up with you.

[rrlmunicipality]

shut up, i pass out credit cards like candy. it won't be that hard.

[stadihesa]

but then you won't have the matching set of wives.

[rrlmunicipality]

LIAR. YOU DON'T MATCH ANYWAY. YOUR BOOBS ARE SMALLER. B|

[stadihesa]

your clothes will add a delicious flavor as I roast my marshmallows over them,

[rrlmunicipality]

use the red ones; I hear it makes the fire more realistic.

[stadihesa]

I'm going to cut small holes in the side and then sew them back up. *Unevenly*

[rrlmunicipality]

B| Not. Funny.

[stadihesa]

I'LL HELP HER

[esbo]

YOU BOTH ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE.

[stadihesa]