Too funny!

[stacylu]

stacylu's LJ stalker is everafter2! everafter2 is stalking you because they think you are rich and they want your blingbling. They are also eating your food when you aren't looking!

LJ Stalker Finder
From Go-Quiz.com

I've got news for you Heidi, we're not rich and seeing as how our kitchen is ripped to shreds, have at the food!