naruto!sims post: #7
Yeah...um...who all totally forgot about these? lol. I know it's been a while. if you read my ff.net series "3a.m." then you'll know that I had some family things to deal with. But, I'm trying to get back in the swing of things.
So...*cough nervously* let's continue, shall we?
I didn't get a chance to play in all the houses yet, but I did play in a few. So, hope you all enjoy what I managed to bring you. XD And now, on with the p0rn show!
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What letter does the alphabet start with? No, not "S" for Sasuke..."A" you silly gooses! And what house starts with "A"?
The Akatsuki house of course. Good children. Now put away the dirty magazines.
Well...it was a pretty typical morning in the Akatsuki house.
Well...perhaps not that type of "typical morning"...
Kisame entertains the group, who eat take-out chinese for breakfast btw, with a heroic tale of his rousing stay in a local prison.
Itachi was too good to eat chinese. He had to make his own breakfast. Goody two-shoes!
Yes, Hidan does give them breakfast and a show. He's cool like that.
Apparently, Kisame got really turned on by the way Zetsu wanted to beat Itachi up. Itachi didn't do anything, just stood there. He's either oblivious or holding Tobi's hand...
Zetsu sent Kisame in to lure Itachi into a false sense of security. Like a pedophile leading 7-year olds off to find his"lost puppy", Kisame tricks Itachi into believing they're just going to talk to him...
...but, really, they wanted to gangrape him. Poor Itachi...
And speaking of pedophiles luring 7-year olds children:
Tobi lured Sasuke to the dark side for cookies over to "talk". Sasuke ignored his brother for most of his stay. Taking random moments to poke him and laugh. Mostly Tobi instigated those.
I though, when Itachi first raised his hand, he was going to poke Sasuke in the forehead. I swear I had an aneurism for a split second. But, he just flipped his hand at Sasuke.
Btw, the stairs aren't invisible. They're just being stealthy.
...Sasori really doesn't like toy planes. Really. (The toy plane was in his happy meal, btw.)
Deidara really needs a shower. Really.
Kisame is afraid of the sun, poor shark-man.
Itachi and Tobi put their differences aside and decide to make-out. The make-out seals the deal of their ultimate "Destroy Konoha" plan. The plan involves goats, applesauce, and sporks. The details are a secret. Top-Secret!
Unfortunately for the "Dynamic Duo", Tobi is a sucker for a naked white man (namely Hidan) and was tricked into telling everyone else their secret clubhouse plans.
Itachi was heartbroken. As was Kisame when he found out his sekret lurv was in love with another man, who wasn't part shark. Oh, the drama!
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Next up, the House of Boring and Overused Love Triangles. Otherwise known as "Team Seven".
Honestly, Boring House Was Boring. Nothing happened at all!
Random gay bar gay man grinding and dancing. A straight woman who not-so-secretly loves gay porn watched on and muched on something to take the pain away from her lonely and depressing life. Like I said, overused plot twist. God, is M. Night Shamylan writing this shit?
Oh look! Plot!
Nope, still more dancing.
Yeah...if we wanted to watch these two hide their gay romance badly we'd just watch the anime. *drum beat*
MOVING ON!
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I renaming this house to The House of Sex Chat, because that's basically all the Sensei house was this time.
Anko talks to Iruka about sex...
Who immediately returns the favor.
Genma tries to join the chat, but suddenly Anko gets hunger pains. Poor Genma, he just can't score in this house, can he?
So, instead, he enjoys his food...a little too much, if you know what I mean.
Kurenai, Asuma, and Kakashi play a little poker. Little did they know that Kurenai is a poker pro!
Catching on immediately to a man's weakness, she begins talking about sex and, like magic...she won! Go, Kurenai-sensei! XD
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The last house I played was Team Ten, where we discover just why Shikamaru is so damn lazy.
Shika's a stoner. It was his want, I just bought it for him. He stayed there, coaxed the other's to join, and enjoyed the high-ness. Shika is a brilliant stoner, who would have known?
So, when the weed was all gone, Shika got the munchies. He stole one of Chouji's bags of chips and muched that whole damn bag. Chouji was oblivious because Ino's clothes are very revealing. He was having trouble concentrating on anything.
Sai, however, loved Ino's shoe collection. Maybe a little too much.
Later, when Temari came over, she let loose how much of a hard-on she has for smart men. Good girl!
NERDZ ROOL!
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Alright kids, back to class. That's it for this post. Hope you enjoyed! Any questions, comments, or anything will be reviewed and handled accordingly. XD Good night!
So...*cough nervously* let's continue, shall we?
I didn't get a chance to play in all the houses yet, but I did play in a few. So, hope you all enjoy what I managed to bring you. XD And now, on with the p0rn show!
------
What letter does the alphabet start with? No, not "S" for Sasuke..."A" you silly gooses! And what house starts with "A"?
The Akatsuki house of course. Good children. Now put away the dirty magazines.
Well...it was a pretty typical morning in the Akatsuki house.
Well...perhaps not that type of "typical morning"...
Kisame entertains the group, who eat take-out chinese for breakfast btw, with a heroic tale of his rousing stay in a local prison.
Itachi was too good to eat chinese. He had to make his own breakfast. Goody two-shoes!
Yes, Hidan does give them breakfast and a show. He's cool like that.
Apparently, Kisame got really turned on by the way Zetsu wanted to beat Itachi up. Itachi didn't do anything, just stood there. He's either oblivious or holding Tobi's hand...
Zetsu sent Kisame in to lure Itachi into a false sense of security. Like a pedophile leading 7-year olds off to find his"lost puppy", Kisame tricks Itachi into believing they're just going to talk to him...
...but, really, they wanted to gangrape him. Poor Itachi...
And speaking of pedophiles luring 7-year olds children:
Tobi lured Sasuke to the dark side for cookies over to "talk". Sasuke ignored his brother for most of his stay. Taking random moments to poke him and laugh. Mostly Tobi instigated those.
I though, when Itachi first raised his hand, he was going to poke Sasuke in the forehead. I swear I had an aneurism for a split second. But, he just flipped his hand at Sasuke.
Btw, the stairs aren't invisible. They're just being stealthy.
...Sasori really doesn't like toy planes. Really. (The toy plane was in his happy meal, btw.)
Deidara really needs a shower. Really.
Kisame is afraid of the sun, poor shark-man.
Itachi and Tobi put their differences aside and decide to make-out. The make-out seals the deal of their ultimate "Destroy Konoha" plan. The plan involves goats, applesauce, and sporks. The details are a secret. Top-Secret!
Unfortunately for the "Dynamic Duo", Tobi is a sucker for a naked white man (namely Hidan) and was tricked into telling everyone else their secret clubhouse plans.
Itachi was heartbroken. As was Kisame when he found out his sekret lurv was in love with another man, who wasn't part shark. Oh, the drama!
--------
Next up, the House of Boring and Overused Love Triangles. Otherwise known as "Team Seven".
Honestly, Boring House Was Boring. Nothing happened at all!
Random gay bar gay man grinding and dancing. A straight woman who not-so-secretly loves gay porn watched on and muched on something to take the pain away from her lonely and depressing life. Like I said, overused plot twist. God, is M. Night Shamylan writing this shit?
Oh look! Plot!
Nope, still more dancing.
Yeah...if we wanted to watch these two hide their gay romance badly we'd just watch the anime. *drum beat*
MOVING ON!
----------
I renaming this house to The House of Sex Chat, because that's basically all the Sensei house was this time.
Anko talks to Iruka about sex...
Who immediately returns the favor.
Genma tries to join the chat, but suddenly Anko gets hunger pains. Poor Genma, he just can't score in this house, can he?
So, instead, he enjoys his food...a little too much, if you know what I mean.
Kurenai, Asuma, and Kakashi play a little poker. Little did they know that Kurenai is a poker pro!
Catching on immediately to a man's weakness, she begins talking about sex and, like magic...she won! Go, Kurenai-sensei! XD
---------
The last house I played was Team Ten, where we discover just why Shikamaru is so damn lazy.
Shika's a stoner. It was his want, I just bought it for him. He stayed there, coaxed the other's to join, and enjoyed the high-ness. Shika is a brilliant stoner, who would have known?
So, when the weed was all gone, Shika got the munchies. He stole one of Chouji's bags of chips and muched that whole damn bag. Chouji was oblivious because Ino's clothes are very revealing. He was having trouble concentrating on anything.
Sai, however, loved Ino's shoe collection. Maybe a little too much.
Later, when Temari came over, she let loose how much of a hard-on she has for smart men. Good girl!
NERDZ ROOL!
-----
Alright kids, back to class. That's it for this post. Hope you enjoyed! Any questions, comments, or anything will be reviewed and handled accordingly. XD Good night!