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[stacyexperiment]

"Hey, it's Gwen. Do people even still leave voicemails? Just text me."

*beep*

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[she_neversleeps]

Wacky Phones Day

[gavegoodface]

[from here]

Face wasn't entirely sure why he'd just gotten the message he did, but far be it for him not reply, so he hit redial.

"How could you do this to me? I've already picked out the names of our children."

Re: Wacky Phones Day

[stacyexperiment]

[ here]

[halfbad]

[From here]

"I don't want to borrow your dresses! I'm not a girl so you can keep those for yourself! And I don't know what bear claws are. Staying away from bears would probably be a good thing all around. Safer. Less blood."

[stacyexperiment]

[To here!]

[not_every_mage]

[From here]

"What? I don't want to see you naked, and I know you aren't a slut. Besides, if you take your clothes off in doorways you might catch cold."

[stacyexperiment]

Gwen returned that, and then a moment later tried to clarify.

[wandering_stone]

From Here

"I assure you that I have no interest in your parenting skills or your clumsy attempts at procreation. Please do not call me again."

[stacyexperiment]

[ Here!]