I shall make this. Oh, yes. This will be mine.
http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2008/10/the-bacon-hamburger-fatty-melt-a-bacon-burger-with-two-baconstuffed-grilled-cheese-sandwiches-as-bun.html From the comments:
valatan "I think that might actually affect my vegetarian brain in the same way that a catalog of cross jewelry might affect a vampire."
kitten_dreamz "I think my brain just short circuited. I'm not even sure how I would not manage to go into immediate cardiac arrest breathing in the fumes of that, let alone attempting to digest it. o.O"