This is effing hysterical...
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
stacirico sent to me...
Twelve recipes scrapbooking
Eleven squirrels walking
Ten computers a-bowling
Nine acronyms beading
Eight stones a-reading
Seven bargains a-shopping
Six genesis a-driving
Five bu-u-u-ulleted lists
Four teddy bears
Three catie curtis
Two rubber duckies
...and a monk in a candy.