lol how cute
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
>
> (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
> sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
> chips and dip coming.
>
> -- Alan, age 10
>
> (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
> marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
> you're
> stuck with.
>
> -- Kristen, age 10
>
>
> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>
> (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
> then.
>
> -- Camille, age 10
>
> (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
> married.
> -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
>
>
>
>
> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>
> (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
> the same kids.
>
> -- Derrick, age 8
>
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
>
> (1) Both don't want any more kids.
>
> -- Lori, age 8
>
> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>
> (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
> each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
>
> -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
>
> (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually
> gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
>
> -- Martin, age 10
>
>
> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
>
> (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
> newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
>
> -- Craig, age 9
>
>
> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>
> (1) When they're rich.
>
> -- Pam, age 7
>
> (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
> with that - - Curt, age 7
>
> (3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
> them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
>
> -- Howard, age 8
>
>
> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>
> (1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm
> never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed
> out.
>
> -- Theodore, age 8
>
> (2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
> someone to clean up after them.
>
> -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
>
>
> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
>
> (1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? --
> Kelvin, age 8
>
>
>
>
> And the #1 Favorite is...
>
> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
>
> (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
> truck.
> -- Ricky, age 10
>
> (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
> sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
> chips and dip coming.
>
> -- Alan, age 10
>
> (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
> marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
> you're
> stuck with.
>
> -- Kristen, age 10
>
>
> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>
> (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
> then.
>
> -- Camille, age 10
>
> (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
> married.
> -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
>
>
>
>
> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>
> (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
> the same kids.
>
> -- Derrick, age 8
>
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
>
> (1) Both don't want any more kids.
>
> -- Lori, age 8
>
> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>
> (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
> each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
>
> -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
>
> (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually
> gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
>
> -- Martin, age 10
>
>
> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
>
> (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
> newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
>
> -- Craig, age 9
>
>
> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>
> (1) When they're rich.
>
> -- Pam, age 7
>
> (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
> with that - - Curt, age 7
>
> (3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
> them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
>
> -- Howard, age 8
>
>
> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>
> (1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm
> never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed
> out.
>
> -- Theodore, age 8
>
> (2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
> someone to clean up after them.
>
> -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
>
>
> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
>
> (1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? --
> Kelvin, age 8
>
>
>
>
> And the #1 Favorite is...
>
> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
>
> (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
> truck.
> -- Ricky, age 10