hungover & in the mood for a survey
1.You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?
i suppose that after all my people did to him, i oughta pay...i hear that i'm kind sometimes.
2. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
easy...ohio....
3. You wake up as the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna try?
eggo mini waffles
4. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
don't be a slut.
5. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
wizard of oz was on tbs the other night.
6. You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution, what do you want to eat?
i'd eat some magical mushrooms.
7. What's something that a lot of people do that you've never done?
pray to jesus...sorry buddy.
8. Before you die where do you want to go?
nepal, uzbekistan, croatia, antarctica, lithuania to name a few
9. Something you'd really like to do but probably won't ever be able to do?
win a hot dog eating contest
10. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
why an elephant of course
11. A drug you'll never try?
never is an extreme word.
12. If you were an animal what would you be?
peacock
13. What's something most people don't know about you?
i'm a magicman
14. Worst way to die?
freak accident
15. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
i really have not seen any.
16. The worst injury you've ever had?
when i got my right ear ripped off.
17. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
portland
18. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
evolution
19. What makes an awesome party?
bitches. blunts. forties.
20. What's your material obsession?
my blanky.
21. Favorite kind of dog?
huskies are pretty fucking sexy
22. Worst drunken habit?
well i don't think its my worst, but some might.
23. It's Saturday at 3am where are you?
packin' bowls
24. Worst job you've ever had?
a&c
25. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
i have a tendancy to say the most inappropriate things at the most inappropriate times.
26. What's the meanest thing you've ever done?
probably giving the sister a bloody nose.
27. Ever fallen out of love?
absolutely.
28. What's the largest age difference between yourself and some one you dated?
10 yrs...more?
29. Have you ever dated someone you met online?
haha totally.
30. Have you ever dated/fooled around with a coworker?
i guess castmates are coworkers.
31. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?
you bet i do.
32. Would you tell your parents if you're gay?
i tell them all the time.
33. Do you walk around the house naked?
more than i'm clothed.
34. Where was your first kiss with your current significant other?
stacey and i kiss all the time.
35. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
i'unno
36. Why did your last relationship fail?
a 3some went too far.
37. Are you afraid of commitment?
yes indeeedy
38. What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
i'm open to the idea.
39. Are you a jealous person?
eh. not so much. yes. maybe.
40. Does it get annoying when somebody says they'll call you, but doesn't?
not at all
41. If someone you had no interest in dating, expressed interest in you, what would you do/say?
cause it happens ALL the time.
42. What would you rather be doing right now?
getting high and having sex.
43. Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?
notreally one over the other.
44. Can others make you cry easily?
im not quite sure i remember how to cry.
45. Who was the last person to piss you off?
this kid who robbed my house.
46. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
at lurst 6
47. Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive?
allll the time.
48. What personality trait is a must-have in the opposite sex?
soul.
49. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
absolutely. marry? probably not.
50. Have you ever dated one of your best friends?
the last guy i dated was.
51. When was the last time someone hit on you?
marelli hits on me all the time. she loves me.
i suppose that after all my people did to him, i oughta pay...i hear that i'm kind sometimes.
2. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
easy...ohio....
3. You wake up as the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna try?
eggo mini waffles
4. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
don't be a slut.
5. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
wizard of oz was on tbs the other night.
6. You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution, what do you want to eat?
i'd eat some magical mushrooms.
7. What's something that a lot of people do that you've never done?
pray to jesus...sorry buddy.
8. Before you die where do you want to go?
nepal, uzbekistan, croatia, antarctica, lithuania to name a few
9. Something you'd really like to do but probably won't ever be able to do?
win a hot dog eating contest
10. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
why an elephant of course
11. A drug you'll never try?
never is an extreme word.
12. If you were an animal what would you be?
peacock
13. What's something most people don't know about you?
i'm a magicman
14. Worst way to die?
freak accident
15. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
i really have not seen any.
16. The worst injury you've ever had?
when i got my right ear ripped off.
17. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
portland
18. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
evolution
19. What makes an awesome party?
bitches. blunts. forties.
20. What's your material obsession?
my blanky.
21. Favorite kind of dog?
huskies are pretty fucking sexy
22. Worst drunken habit?
well i don't think its my worst, but some might.
23. It's Saturday at 3am where are you?
packin' bowls
24. Worst job you've ever had?
a&c
25. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
i have a tendancy to say the most inappropriate things at the most inappropriate times.
26. What's the meanest thing you've ever done?
probably giving the sister a bloody nose.
27. Ever fallen out of love?
absolutely.
28. What's the largest age difference between yourself and some one you dated?
10 yrs...more?
29. Have you ever dated someone you met online?
haha totally.
30. Have you ever dated/fooled around with a coworker?
i guess castmates are coworkers.
31. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?
you bet i do.
32. Would you tell your parents if you're gay?
i tell them all the time.
33. Do you walk around the house naked?
more than i'm clothed.
34. Where was your first kiss with your current significant other?
stacey and i kiss all the time.
35. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
i'unno
36. Why did your last relationship fail?
a 3some went too far.
37. Are you afraid of commitment?
yes indeeedy
38. What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
i'm open to the idea.
39. Are you a jealous person?
eh. not so much. yes. maybe.
40. Does it get annoying when somebody says they'll call you, but doesn't?
not at all
41. If someone you had no interest in dating, expressed interest in you, what would you do/say?
cause it happens ALL the time.
42. What would you rather be doing right now?
getting high and having sex.
43. Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?
notreally one over the other.
44. Can others make you cry easily?
im not quite sure i remember how to cry.
45. Who was the last person to piss you off?
this kid who robbed my house.
46. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
at lurst 6
47. Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive?
allll the time.
48. What personality trait is a must-have in the opposite sex?
soul.
49. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
absolutely. marry? probably not.
50. Have you ever dated one of your best friends?
the last guy i dated was.
51. When was the last time someone hit on you?
marelli hits on me all the time. she loves me.