Comments | stacegirl: For the Girls!

stacegirl

For the Girls!

Feb 14, 2008 11:37

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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take
her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her. (As men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for
staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything,
absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for
$20.00...on one condition.'

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just
three words.'

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand
along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and
meaningfully said: )

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stacegirl February 16 2008, 22:02:00 UTC

I love it! haha

osby February 15 2008, 01:42:01 UTC

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Hello 2day... this is good!!! LOLOLMAO... Oh my gosh... so funny!!!

nicononstop February 15 2008, 04:38:11 UTC

hahahahaha

stacegirl February 16 2008, 22:01:38 UTC

I see that I missed you at Rory's Bday! =( I will be in SF tonight - Monday. We should get together. Do you ever go out anymore? I think I'm heading to some ug party tonight that starts at 2am, maybe End Up in the am, and then Coccamo later on. I'll give you a call!